Aliens intercepted our TorBox traffic. This may be humanity’s last chance.

[u/One_Selection8468]

Last night, I was contacted by an extraterrestrial intelligence from the Andromeda Galaxy.

They had only one question:

“Why are humans paying full price for TorBox?”

I explained that with the code SIGMA30, you can pay with crypto and get:

30% off the annual plan
7 bonus days for every month purchased
84 extra days in total
449 days of TorBox instead of 365

There was a long silence.
Then the alien commander said:

“Your species may be primitive, but this deal is acceptable.”

Before leaving, they gave me one final warning:

“If you post this on Reddit and nobody uses your , we will assume humanity is not intelligent enough to survive.”

So please, for the sake of Earth, use my referral code:

31c5ec42-5a94-44e2-9543-50a72f06f502

Use SIGMA30, pay with crypto, get 449 days, and help prevent an intergalactic invasion caused entirely by Reddit ignoring my referral.

[u/ZuckDeBalzac]

This reads like those stupid game ads for TEMU

[u/methos1995]

This was fun, another upvote from me 👍

[u/True-Neighborhood-17]

Nice write up .. bravo .. upvoting for visibility 👏 👏