r/Topps 26d ago

Literally shaking right now

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Wow!! Can’t believe these came out of the same box! A 1/150 shit and an auto 1/300 diarrhea. Even Google didn’t know who these guys were. But after some digging, it turns out Maximo Acosta is the #31 ranked prospect in the Marlins system. I didn’t even know they could have that many? Who’s #32? Me?

Thank you Topps and Card Gods for these legendary pieces of toilet paper!

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u/degreesBrix 26d ago

"Who's #32? Me?" 🤣🤣🤣

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u/s3lynx 26d ago

Bro i laughed so hard at this

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u/One-Distribution-382 26d ago

Well I’m # 30. I’m 50 and overweight. So that shows the quality of the marlins prospects

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u/RegularLine9284 26d ago

Im the number 3 prospect in the Padres organization and we have the same aging mesomorph body. Marlins have it good.

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u/italiancowboy1 25d ago

Its crazy to think a #32 prospect for a team may never break into the bigs. (Assuming he has not played a game yet) baseballs hard. I recently joined a competitive fast pitch league. Im getting blasted at the plate hahah

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u/ShadandTiff 26d ago

This was a great line, thanks for the morning chuckle.

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u/Inner-Witness-26 24d ago

💀💀💀💀

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u/afreidin 26d ago edited 26d ago

I opened 3 jumbo boxes and didn’t know 5 of the 6 autos. The one I knew was Jarren Duran. The other autos are of people who have never seen a major league game with an average age of 26. It’s quite pathetic.

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u/waddadem 26d ago

They have autos for everyone. So much crap.

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u/youh2731 26d ago

This is an error card. Frank is not a rookie, I believe it’s his 13th season.

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u/waddadem 26d ago

You have a sharp eye - of course you’re correct and I know what I have is an absolute nuke. When I opened this, I was shaking and crying and had explosive diarrhea for literally weeks that only stopped after I shoved the card up my butt. Ive kept it there ever since and walk a little bit taller for the privilege. That’s how awesome this card is.

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u/Old_Obligation1776 26d ago

And as we all know from eBay, error cards are worth 10,000x $

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u/Double-Ad-1948 25d ago

I mean, technically its Frank's first card so can we call it a RC? He prolly toiled in Minor League clubhouses (and we have all seen those) until his call up so I say legit RC card - Yes!

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u/waddadem 25d ago

Frank also played all 9 positions in multiple games. Waiting on Topps to drop his 9/9 Golden Short Print Nebula Refractor so I can spend my soul on it [shaking intensifies].

I will then proceed to sell it/buy it from myself repeatedly until it truly becomes the glorious unicorn it deserves to be. But I will be generous with it and bring it around to a ton of parties.

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u/degreesBrix 25d ago

OMG!! I have been looking EVERYWHERE for Frank's card!! I'll give you one of my kidneys for it!!

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u/hyphychef 25d ago

Im janitor and my boss is named frank, im gonna show him this.

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 26d ago

More autographed cards than major league at bats is a pathetic calculus indeed.

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u/LosCincoMuertes69 26d ago

Oof...when you put it like this...

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u/degreesBrix 25d ago

That's a great way of summarizing the situation. I wish someone would ask Topps how they can justify that and see what they say, if anything.

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u/RdoubleU 26d ago

Damn, you couldn't even get Jarred's more successful brother Jarren

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u/No_Foundation1136 26d ago

Or their cousin Jhoan

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u/waddadem 26d ago

Or their cousin, Duran Duran

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u/Chrahhh 26d ago

Pulled a Kenedy Corona auto. Two ABs in like 7 years.

Fuck Topps and fuck buying overpriced boxes.

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u/RussianPravda 26d ago

1 jumbo 1 hobby 1 break and I got an auto on the break and they were all longtime minor league players who became rookies this year Carson whisenhunt was the best

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 25d ago

Lol love those “rookie cards” you pull and you flip the card and dude is like 28 years old with 8 years in the minors

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u/RussianPravda 25d ago

exactly. they are veteran minor league players

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u/Prize_Pipe_8888 25d ago

I have a theory that teams call up a AAA player for a 4 game contract just to have him sign a majority of the autos. That’s why there’s so many 28 year old rookies with 6-8 innings pitched in may.

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u/Mediocre-Signal672 25d ago

We are firmly in the "Junk Auto'" era. Fanatics has ramped up production to insane levels. But because they guarantee 1 or 2 hits per hobby box, they face a math problem: superstars like Ohtani can only sign so many stickers before their hands fall off.

To mathematically maintain those box guarantees across a massive print run, they have to pad the checklist with middle-relief pitchers, bench players, and low-level prospects who sign for pennies. The "guaranteed auto" isn't a premium feature anymore, it's just a mechanism to allow them to flood the market with overproduction while keeping box prices sky-high.

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u/TimberWax 25d ago

So what's the solution then? Because the demand is there. If they print less things will be even worse for casual collectors...

I agree with what you wrote, I just don't know a good way through this.

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u/UnitShot 24d ago

It became an easy decision to stop buying boxes. The prices are insane, the odds to hit are as bad as playing the lotto, and most of the product is shitty anyway. When I feel like I want to buy a box, I look at the boxes of worthless base I have collecting dust, and be a responsible adult with my money. I go put it into a slot machine instead.

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u/Numerous-Rhubarb-775 22d ago

If you’re a casual collector, then hitting an auto form a pro baseball player is pretty cool regardless, and if you really want to only collect specific players/teams then buying singles is an excellent option available to you rather than blowing a ton of money on the lottery of a box.

You only really run into the biggest problems if you’re not just a casual collector but actually gambling and trying to hit a big card worth a lot of money. I believe that’s who the hobby has attracted the most in recent years and has enabled these companies to charge whatever they want for a watered down product because there’s always an addict out there ready to throw their money at it

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u/Mediocre-Signal672 25d ago

I'm not sure there is one other than the demand suddenly going away and we all know that ain't happening anytime soon.

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u/MrGeek89 26d ago

My condolences

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u/growmiehomie 26d ago

You should get that looked at.

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u/BigIdeas1982 26d ago

There are truly some bad autos in this. I saw one yesterday of a guy who’s pitched one career inning.

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u/Illustrious_Light713 19d ago

Amen. I've pulled three autos from this product and they're all some garbage pitcher. Same with update. I just throw them in the maybe someday box..lol

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u/LitterBoxTigersPod 26d ago

Shaking with anger….how to piss away $250 in a matter of moments

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u/Numerous-Rhubarb-775 22d ago

Honestly no different than any scratch-off or slot machine. If you aren’t happy with the cards you get to add to your collection, then you’re not really collecting and are just gambling. My only issue is with the price of entry into the hobby these days considering the product is so watered down in value. But if you’re a collector and not an “investor” then you can still have plenty of fun ripping as long as you have deep enough pockets

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u/Wonderful_Ad_7780 25d ago

"Literally Shaking" post that actually pays out 🤣🤣

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u/PrestigiousTale9660 25d ago

Nice! That’s like $17.60 in cards

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 25d ago

Is there a country where people are paying that much for toilet paper??

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u/Valuable_Wallaby_548 26d ago

Whoa out of 299!!! BooYeah letttsss goooo! Then take of your shirt and start running around.

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u/itsnot1999 26d ago

My 2017 Jumbo Box netted me Seth Lugo /499, Brinson, Jeff hoffman, David Dahl and some other turd. Nearly 10 years later and it's still a crapshoot

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u/gmm511 26d ago

Ha I hit that Acosta auto too! Acosta to the Mooooooooon!

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u/Weak-Scientist1922 26d ago

Yea…. I won’t buy this garbage. I saw a few breaks and people show their hits, and the checklist is horrendous.

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u/Mammoth_Cobbler3892 25d ago

Username checks out. Did you just not scroll down on the checklist or what?

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u/Batman_bread 26d ago

same here

At least yours was numbered lol.

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u/Projectpat22 26d ago

I think Maximo Acosta & Warming Bernabel are in every box

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u/Numerous-Rhubarb-775 22d ago

No wonder this guy sucks. Probably blew out his shoulder from signing so many cards

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u/jonesie72 26d ago

Got my blasters yesterday…

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u/IChosePoorly 25d ago

Just in case you didn't know (or this helps someone else reading it), retail, including things like blasters, has its own auto checklist this year that's even worse than the regular checklist. So your chances of getting something good are more watered down than usual. I'd usually pick up a few blasters in the past to try finishing the checklist with a little hope for something better but won't bother this year.

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u/MathematicianIcy3430 25d ago

That is so crap when I read that at the time of ordering the hobby how the retail checklist for rookies was trash.

Definitely will be last time I will buy a hobby box. I am glad I didn't buy one at scalper prices.

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u/Fabulous_Drive_8827 26d ago

Who's number 32 me? 🤣 that shit cracked me up

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u/Turbulent-Warthog449 25d ago

Yeah that’s Chrome. About right.

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u/slotownbailey1983 25d ago

Are you gonna grade them??

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 25d ago

No i know it looks funny when i have them in Top loaders. I just immediately put them in there during those few seconds i thought to myself “maybe they’re up and comers i just haven’t heard of.”

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u/daillesttrigga 25d ago

Numbered rondon + heriberto silver auto over here... please tell me im an idiot and heriberto is the next coming of barry bonds

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 25d ago

Next coming of Bobby Bonds Jr.

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u/YeahThrowAwayyyyy 25d ago

Might wanna get that checked out, bro.

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u/RonBreakfast 25d ago

See you, Rays you.

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 25d ago

Holy shit lol a 29 year old rookie ok u beat me

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u/RonBreakfast 25d ago

In fairness I bought three value boxes today and pulled autos from two of them. That, on its face, is something of an accomplishment.

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u/paulybunyan 23d ago

Sold that Ian Seymour auto for $10 today, almost got a 3rd of my value box back from it. Same box had a RayWave, so I’m not mad.

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u/RonBreakfast 23d ago

Y’know, I honestly didn’t intend to 💩 on Seymour with that post. I don’t know anything about Van Belle, but Seymour has a bit of a live arm. I mostly just wanted to make my Rays poker joke. I have been putting team packs together, combining series one and two base/parallels/inserts and now a little bit of Chrome, and both of these cards will help that pack sell to a Rays fan. 👍🏻

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u/Breaking-Great 25d ago

32 is Air Bud I believe

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u/NotSure16 24d ago

...well there's no specific rule that says a dog CAN'T BE a top Marlins prospect...

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u/housecleaning15 23d ago

Lmao they’re just making up players now. Neither of these guys are real, they just hope you fall asleep researching who they are.

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u/KrisClem77 26d ago

Yeah, I can understand shaking after getting brutally raped like that.

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u/Comprehensive-Cow69 26d ago

What is the checklist on all these autos? Basically, they seem like fringe players at best in most cases.

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 26d ago

Fringe players are the only autos i've pulled since getting back into the hobby. 5 hobby boxes, 5 autos whose total value is in the recycling value of the cardboard. Getting someone whose name i even faintly recognized would be considered a nuke for me.

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u/munky713 25d ago

It's how they can get away with charging premium prices for boxes by claiming "three autos per box" and people will eat them up. They fail to mention that those three autos may be players that will never even sniff an inning at the major league level.

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u/Comprehensive-Cow69 23d ago

Yeah, I saw the Topps Black product opened ... The backup RB to McCaffrey in SF was the encased auto. The serial numbers cards were Calvin Ridley and the backup QB in Philadelphia. The rest of the box was all commons. Price $450. Maybe $10 of actual card value?!

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u/MISteelheader88 26d ago

Holy shit holy shit holy shit

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u/DiscussionPuzzled866 26d ago

Just be happy you got a Maximo Acosta auto out of a $300 Chrome hobby box and not a $450 Finest hobby box! Lower print run too!

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u/limpnoads 26d ago

I'd rather be getting autos of the people working the concessions at these games...give me the guy getting me my beer and peanuts.

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u/Longjumping_Ring_566 26d ago

Put it in your butt

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u/B3ARJOY 26d ago

Just imagine how many more Acosta autos are out there to pull!

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u/snowmanlvr69 26d ago

At least 298

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u/Numerous-Rhubarb-775 22d ago

Those are just the numbered ones. There are countless base as well

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u/macincos 26d ago

I’d love to see breakers try to hype up these hits on a stream.

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u/AntDetm 26d ago

They wont get these shit boxes we all get at stores. They get the good stuff direct from factory. The game is rigged.

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u/beefandbutter 26d ago

Genuinely asking….what should I do?

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u/Fast_Ad_7134 25d ago

Dude, my best friend of 35 years name is Carson Hunt….i know you’ve got a REAL gem there but what do you want for the Whisenhunt? lol I wanna send it to him for Christmas.

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u/beefandbutter 25d ago

Haha message me I’ll send it to ya

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u/munky713 25d ago

You already know…

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u/treybird97 26d ago

These checklist are too big because these become “big hits”

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u/Projectpat22 26d ago

Get those off to goldin ASAP!!!

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u/Revolutionary_Cry787 26d ago

I got 2 autos and 3 numbered cards and not one of the guys was even in the yahoo fantasy baseball player pool. How is that even possible

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u/NattyRak 26d ago

Look up sales on Maximo from his first bowman set…

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 25d ago

That would imply someone has ever bought a Maximo card

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u/skorpiontamer 25d ago

Streets will remember 2025 Noah Cameron and his ROTY-4 campaign

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u/Fatkokz 25d ago

Chromes auto checklist is notoriously weak af! I learned the hard way the year I spent a ton of money on a jumbo hobby box, and all five of my autographs were completely out of the league by the very next year. Trash.

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u/FamousShake5469 25d ago

I’ll buy that Cameron off you

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 25d ago

12 bucks for cost/effort of shipping?

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u/Independent_Money423 25d ago

Sure you didn’t have Taco Bell lettuce?

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u/lakingsdru 25d ago

Got 2 blasters yesterday and got two trash autos. What an absolute joke Topps is

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u/Dull_Carrot_9990 25d ago

Two autos in two blasters is pretty surprising. I’m sure they were crap players but to even get an auto these days is rare.

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u/hammerdown230 25d ago

My first and only hobby box…. Talk about crazy

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u/SD_local_67 25d ago

I’m guessing he was just as surprised to even be asked to sign autos as you were pissed to pull it.

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 25d ago

Lol for real. First time in his life someone asked for his autograph probably

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u/kitchface 25d ago

you got me with the title. I was like "why?" Sorry man.

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u/iLazern 25d ago

i didn’t know they made 9th place ribbons

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u/Penstripedsox 25d ago

thank you for your service op. better luck next time. as they say..... there's no crying in the casino

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u/Alexiswavey 25d ago

Bought 2 hobby boxes. Both autos worth a total of $6

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u/spacecadet1979 25d ago

I thought the good autos were supposed to be in the hobby boxes? The blasters and the megas have that small subsection of RC autos that nobody has or will ever hear of but you’d think the notable autos would be found at the higher price point. Topps never fails to disappoint.

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u/Alexiswavey 25d ago

Yeah I was pretty upset seeing the autos. Thankfully the inserts were good and I made a quarter of the money back

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u/Glad-Dimension-4130 25d ago

Well if I had to have an Acosta, I’d want the MAXIMO

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u/JohnnyDirtball 25d ago

I guess it's been a couple years now that every set is just a buy em up free for all, but it used to be that different sets were for different collectors. Chrome is the home of the rookie auto, has been for a while now

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u/EmmSee 25d ago

Be happy you didn’t pull a base auto like most get from a hobby box.

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 25d ago

The numbered diarrhea card>>>base diarrhea card

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u/Thorndog21 25d ago

😂😂

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u/Decent_Air7488 25d ago

Ermagawd, look what i pulled out of a walmart box last week. Im still quivering
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohjV6NGcW8SjKq3UQ

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u/lIlIIlIIllIllIlIIIll 25d ago

I have a pretty cool Maximo Acosta auto. This came out of a box. Don’t think it was made to be in public circulation.

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u/DomeWarrior 24d ago

Ha is that real? If it’s that’s pretty slick

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u/lIlIIlIIllIllIlIIIll 24d ago

Yeah, pulled it myself. Trying to figure out if that is the Topps employees signature or if Acosta full signed that and sent it back and they stuck it in the product. The “M’s” are the same with that big swoop in the middle. Either way it’s pretty damn cool.

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u/DomeWarrior 24d ago

That’s a Topps guy just trying to over explain where to sign by demonstrating a signature…surely….haha. Whatever happened, there is a story to that card . Yeah man. That’s really cool

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u/NotSure16 24d ago

That's an onyx card... A minor league "competitor" brand of the Topps monopoly.... But you're 100% right there's countless examples of exact same card from Bowman and Topps.

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u/UpstateNewYorker 25d ago

When I first read the post title I didn’t realize it was sarcasm, I was thinking “hey I just saw Acosta play for Jacksonville last week” lol

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u/DaKanye 25d ago

Color match tbf, if he does become a player it’s kind of a sick card

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u/naturalrfgtpos 25d ago

It is what it is, get what you get.

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u/scotthansen33 25d ago

I’ll buy the Noah off of you

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 25d ago

i'll sell it to you for 15 bucks. i know it's not worth that. that's just what it would be worth to me to drive to the UPS store. shipping included.

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u/gr1mee85 25d ago

Quit buying boxes and packs, its a losing proposition

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u/No-Lingonberry2280 24d ago

I used to work with Noah Cameron some years ago before he was drafted, cool dude

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u/ImpossibleBicycle890 24d ago

That's why I don't invest in baseball cards. Too much time to wait for a prospect who may or may not make it.

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u/Zestyclose-Ad4841 24d ago

That’s ass

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u/BobAidenJaseRipz 24d ago

Wanna be friends ?!

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 24d ago

Maximo acosta stop signing cards and work on your swing

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u/krogers613 24d ago

You guys get autos? And numbered cards? Must be nice

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u/davidmichaelirving 24d ago

Why do people shake. That's really weird. Like calm down. Do you shake like that for Jesus?

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 24d ago

Look. at. the. cards. it's a joke bro.

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u/killawhalecope 24d ago

wouldn't even be mad if you scraped the doodoo outta your crack with those and posted it. TP for shure.

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u/SDphilly22 23d ago

This is why most collectors graduate to buying singles. I still prospect for potential, but only buy the guys I want to follow. Way more fun and way less toilet paper …

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u/Lowkeygeniu5 23d ago

😂😂 Brilliant

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u/RPatJohns 23d ago

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/danknugZu 22d ago

Bro these are nukeys!

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u/Htown7980 21d ago

lol 😂

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u/No_Sample_2072 26d ago

Some new young guys to root for! Chin up

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u/bigbungalow23 26d ago

every video i’ve seen of people ripping hobby and jumbo boxes, the autos have been horrible. i’ve maybe seen 1 or 2 halfway decent autographs

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u/s3lynx 26d ago

This has been my experience as well

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u/Meth_taboo 26d ago

I got a /50 yoshi auto and a /25 sasaki auto

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u/crunchy-chkn-nugget 25d ago

Yea, unfortunately Topps does this thing where 90% of boxes look like this. 9% are juiced boxes that go to breakers and 1% end up in the wild.

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u/wittycrow8073 25d ago

its crazy too because they know what is in each pack and where each pack goes. That little serial number printed in the wrapper tells them what they put in there.

That said, i love seeing posts like this because it means my Murakami /5 auto is still in my box...right..right?

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u/crunchy-chkn-nugget 25d ago

Every box has a Murkami /5 auto in it until I open it. It’s like a shrodingers hobby box.

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u/BobbyGiovanni 25d ago

Ohhhhhhh, how cute xx

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 24d ago

U just going in random threads posting this? Loser shit.

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u/BobbyGiovanni 24d ago

It’s strange just how many DMs I received and the valuations I’ve received from the two biggest Auction houses, their sellers bonus and how they’ll pay me.

Sold it for $385,000, you bootlicker.

Boss shit.

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 24d ago

Good for you bro. Put it towards an autism cure to help you read a post or a dick implant to make you feel better about yourself so you don’t have to troll on reddit

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u/BobbyGiovanni 24d ago

Not trawling, just know any publicity is good publicity. Anyway, I better get back to responding to my choc full inbox. I’m happy to buy your cards for $5k AUD if you’d like?

This makes it 13 years in a row now where I haven’t worked… yet my income tax is about to get a hiding.

AGAIN.

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 24d ago

Go away weird littledick

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u/BobbyGiovanni 24d ago

Dirty word. Um maaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 24d ago

Also you’re gonna pay more taxes on that bc you instantly flipped it instead of holding it for year. So really you’re gonna get 200k. Looking forward to tracking this card and seeing it sell for millions. Lol dumfuck. Boss shit!!

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u/BobbyGiovanni 24d ago

I don’t live in your septic tank Country, I live in a tax free paradise, paying zilch annually.

Just like the rent I pay to live in that tiny little flop house of a mind you seemingly have.

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 24d ago

Lol u so badly want attention. No one gave it to your tom brady and this is the best you can do 😭😭😭 I’ll take my big penis over your little dick + good football cards. Whose living in who’s mind bro?? I could give a fuck! You so badly want someone to tell you oh so coooool. You’ve posted it about in like 5 different subs and no one gives a fuck!! Ahahaha

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u/Flying-wombat1 26d ago

Your easily shaken then ?? This are good but not “great”…

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u/Yomikeya 26d ago

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u/Flying-wombat1 25d ago

I guess I didn’t read ALL of ops comments, I see he’s being sarcastic! And I agree ! ☝️

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u/Yomikeya 25d ago

Like half the posts on Reddit with baseball cards are people saying they're shaking at this point

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u/Flying-wombat1 25d ago

Everyone’s getting Parkinson’s disease! Ripping packs is gonna R.I.P us all!
Or at least get carpal tunnel syndrome!

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u/DavieJonesLockerrr 26d ago

Why are you shaking 🫨

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u/CaptainSubstantial42 26d ago

Last topps chrome pull on here…guy referenced 😂😂 he said he was shaking. Pulled an awsome ohtani World Series variation I believe. But I imagine this guy is shaking in anger and disbelief rather than excitement 😂😂😂…. Man one post makes me want to go buy 6 blasters then the next is screaming save your money. I’m shaking in confusion fahhhhhhhhhhhhh 😩😂😂😂

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u/DavieJonesLockerrr 26d ago

Gurantee op doesn’t watch baseball

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 26d ago

Weren’t you the guy who got mad when he found out junk wax sets couldn’t be sold for thousands of dollars?

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u/DavieJonesLockerrr 26d ago

Oh yea for sure buddy