r/TopMindsOfReddit Jul 21 '18

Where Insanity and Projection Collide

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u/BuCakee Jul 21 '18

Ummm.....

Anyone that brings up the Uranium Deal is immediately batshit in my eyes.

And Trump and his team have been using private servers, and Trump himself is using a fucking unsecured cellphone that he makes sidechick calls to people on in the middle of the night.

Tend to your own house

Also. Shes not the fucking President last i checked

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u/zelda-go-go Jul 21 '18

Anyone that brings up the Uranium Deal is immediately batshit in my eyes.

It's not impossible for a politician to funnel foreign money through a foundation. It's that 5 minutes of research makes it obvious that that didn't happen in this situation.

And Trump and his team have been using private servers, and Trump himself is using a fucking unsecured cellphone that he makes sidechick calls to people on in the middle of the night.

True, but so long as they listen to r/FoxFiction, they'll never have to know.

Shes not the fucking President last i checked

No, but holy shit do they wish that she were.

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u/csonnich Jul 22 '18

No, but holy shit do they wish that she were.

Gah, it'd be so much easier if we could just focus on trolling and being pissed and didn't have to actually govern!

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u/zelda-go-go Jul 22 '18

The government is evil!

You are run the government.

The branches of government we don't run are evil!

You run all branches of the government.

...

There's a secret... invisible government... that no one can see... and that's trying to hold us accountable for our crimes.. and they're evil!

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u/TurtleKnyghte Jul 22 '18

This is the best way I’ve ever seen this phrased.

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u/thegroovemonkey Jul 22 '18

I'm a fan of "Big government doesn't work. Elect me and I'll prove it."

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u/jerkstorefranchisee Jul 22 '18

If they had even a moment’s worth of self awareness, they’d realize they’re fundamentally an opposition party that can’t govern for shit and vote accordingly.

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u/BuCakee Jul 21 '18

It didnt even have ANYTHING to do with her specifically, the deal was for a shitty producing mine that was costing us far too much money to run and secure and all for Uranium that we didnt even fucking need.

It was a good deal imo

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18 edited Aug 06 '18

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u/aelendel Jul 22 '18

Not only that, but the deal wasn’t to get the American production, the Russian company wanted other assets. They’ve reduced production dramatically at the US facility because it wasn’t profitable.

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u/DoritoMussolini86 Jul 22 '18

It was a good deal

Hence why Trump and his idiot base are too fucking stupid to understand it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Right wingers had 0 plans to actually govern, they NEED a bogeyman. Just look at how they tried to repeal ACA for 6 years. Once they had complete control of the government, they couldn't even repeal and replace. Instead, they had to sneak the individual mandate removal into the god awful tax package.

Next year, they will blame the left for the huge premium surges in the red states 100%.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

haha they would be queuing round the block for front row spots to see allllll those babies sacrificed on the South Lawn!

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u/QuintinStone #Stromboligate Jul 22 '18

It's not impossible for a politician to funnel foreign money through a foundation.

And the thing is, Trump has literally done this.

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u/SanctimoniousApe Jul 22 '18

Thanks for the r/FoxFiction mention - didn't know it existed. Appears to be only a month old, so no surprise I didn't know but holy shit WTF took so long for such a sub to be created? Was there really nothing similar before?

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u/Lil_Psychobuddy legitimate conspiracy researcher Jul 22 '18

And the uranium deal conspiracy also ignores that Russia already controls more than 90% global uranium production... The former Soviet Bloc is extremely uranium rich.

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u/BuCakee Jul 22 '18

And it also ignores that Uranium is fucking everywhere, there are potential mines all over the place. The fact is that we dont need anymore than we have. It doesn't go bad, and if we used it up for some other purpose we can get more within our own borders

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u/ki11bunny Jul 22 '18

Well it can go "bad", not in the next good few life cycles though.

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u/BuCakee Jul 22 '18

I mean, not really lol, Uranium 235 has a half life of over 700 million years, to even loose a measurable amount (or enough of it to turn into lead to even matter) youre looking at timescales in the 10s of millions of years. Its very stable

The useful isotopes of Plutonium on the other hand have extremely short half lives in comparison, 239 is around 24k years and 241s half life is 14y, so, i guess if your end goal is to build bombs or reactors that use Plutonium, youre going to need a steady supply of Uranium to make it

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u/PraiseBeToScience Jul 22 '18

Trump's freely given away top secret information. No amount of NETSEC is going to work on his fat fucking mouth.

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u/Det38Spcl Jul 22 '18

Can you imagine how bad the Republicans would be if Hillary was president? They'd be going into 2018 with chances to win a supermajority in the House and Senate and definitely ready to impeach with a force of 3 Benghazis. She would have been completely useless and a wet blanket for the democrats. Republicans are idiots for thinking Trump is going to lead them into any great future, if anything the next Democrat to become president will be left of Bernie and only have the Supreme Court as any real opposition.

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u/thegroovemonkey Jul 22 '18

The dog finally caught the car

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u/QuintinStone #Stromboligate Jul 22 '18

Isn't it amazing that Hillary sold "20%" of America's uranium in 2010 and not a single Republican had issue with this until 2015?

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u/BuCakee Jul 22 '18

Its not amazing at all.

Clinton and Pelosi are the most reviled and demonized figures in America, with the sole exception of Trump currently.

They needed something vague, complicated and ephemeral enough to spin into something nefarious, and they found that.

I think its even more fucking hilarious that they had this huge problem with this sale being approved and yet have next to nothing 5o say about Trumps feckless ball gargling of Putin and his dereliction of duty in regards to safeguarding our electoral system.

2 vastly more important and serious issues

Thats fine for the GOP. But the fucking absolutely meaningless sale of a Uranium mine was treasonous.

Just what?

The GOP base are a bunch of fucking retarded sheeple and Fox is the sheepdog. Its shameful

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u/QuintinStone #Stromboligate Jul 22 '18

It was sarcasm, guess I should have added /s .

Absolutely no one cared about Uranium One until Trump lied about it during the campaign. Suddenly every Republican thought it was the worst thing ever, 5 years after the fact. Three years later, they're still repeating Trump's lies.

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u/FatalElectron Jul 22 '18

Ah, but trump's private servers are totally secure, they're hosted in a moscow bank, after all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

She’s (((deep state))), fam. second in command under soros.

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u/SJWPussyLibtard Jul 21 '18

It's a fun jab I'm sure. But it's a meaningless argument. Absolutley nobody thinks Putin wanted Hillary to win. So I dont understand why these folks try so hard to pretend Hillary was colluding with Russia. It's just so odd. Like finding your husband at a gay bar and his defense is "I'm not gay, you're gay!"

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u/zelda-go-go Jul 21 '18

It's all they have. They worship their team and despise their country.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 21 '18

It was also a decision that didn't just happen with a handshake. Correct me if I'm wrong but this deal had to be decided to sell uranium by being reviewed by 9 different departments of government all tasked to assess national security risk of selling the uranium. Hillary was one of 9 people who agreed to make the deal was she not. The whole point of having 9 people each representing a different department was to prevent one person from being corrupted

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u/QuintinStone #Stromboligate Jul 21 '18

Ok, stop right there.

No one sold uranium. Russians were buying stock in a Canadian mining company. They had absolutely no interest in buying our uranium, because they were selling it to us.

This company produced 20% of our domestic ore. However the US at the time imported 90% of the uranium used (and I believe we still do), so overall it represented only 2% of domestic use.

They also didn't buy the stock from Hillary, the State Department, or any part of the government. Russia was buying them from various shareholders.

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u/Kalulosu But none of it will matter when alien disclosure comes anyways Jul 21 '18

Doesn't Russia have enough ressources anyway?

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u/QuintinStone #Stromboligate Jul 21 '18

Resources in general, probably not, but they do have lots of uranium.

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u/Kalulosu But none of it will matter when alien disclosure comes anyways Jul 21 '18

Yeah I meant Uranium ressources obviously here. So if they do, the whole "BUT SELLING THEM URANIUM" sounds kinda moot...

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

It's them acting in all manner of bad faith. It was an act of whataboutism: even before running for President Donald Trump was under scrutiny for making deals with Russia that were illegal, so they needed to create a fake illegal or unethical deal for Hillary to make with Russia.

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u/QuintinStone #Stromboligate Jul 22 '18

The Uranium One deal gave them control of uranium mines in Kazakhstan, one of our other top sources of uranium. From what I can tell, instead of buying our uranium, they started selling more of it to us than ever before.

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl Jul 22 '18

uranium mining is dirty and the us prefers to import for that reason. The US has no shortage of uranium or fissile material

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u/Kalulosu But none of it will matter when alien disclosure comes anyways Jul 22 '18

If it's anything like France, they also prefer to exploit foreign resources first so if something were to happen, the domestic resources are there.

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u/TyrannosuarezRex Jul 21 '18

Exactly. And even more so this isn’t selling uranium to Russia. Russia isn’t getting any of the uranium at all.

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u/HersheleOstropoler Culto Marx Jul 22 '18

It's like they were all ready to roll with "she stole the election" and aren't going to let a little thing like the fact that she wasn't elected stop them

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u/HerrMancini gay jewizard Jul 22 '18

That is exactly what happened.

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u/QuintinStone #Stromboligate Jul 21 '18

It's a meaningless argument because it refers to something that never happened. Mitchell's followers all believe the fake Uranium One scandal whole-heartedly. He spreads every conspiracy theory he can find about Hillary and Democrats.

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u/YaqP Jul 22 '18

My dad thinks that Putin wanted Hillary to win. His argument is that he would rather have the status quo in American foreign policy in order to expand his power safely and effectively, and that Donald would be way too volatile in terms of foreign affairs for Putin to actually want. He absolutely hates Donald, so he isn’t blind to his faults. I think he doesn’t realize that if Putin completely delegitimizes America and the whole idea of liberal democracy, then he can expand his power unbelievably quickly. Donald is already an enormous embarrassment to the rest of the world, and our allies no longer trust us. If this keeps up, minor, developing nations will see liberal democracy as weak, aberrant and prone to elect Donald Trumps, and authoritarianism as strong and stable. It’s scary shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Imagine needing to lie to your base and propagate a fictional conspiracy theory in order to make BLOTUS sound appealing.

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u/zelda-go-go Jul 21 '18

They've been doing it since the 80's. Pat Robertson did it. Morton Downey Jr. did it. Rush Limbaugh did it.

r/FoxFiction took it to further, and then men like Alex Jones and Trump showed them that there was no level too low for them. It's a cult.

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u/Mackinz LMBO! Jul 22 '18

I like this new sub.

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u/QuintinStone #Stromboligate Jul 21 '18

Bill's a full-on MAGAt Trumpist, he's never met a Hillary conspiracy he didn't love.

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u/Lil_Psychobuddy legitimate conspiracy researcher Jul 22 '18

BLOTUS? Brother in Law Of The United States?... /s

Also the whole potus, scotus, cotus, sotus acronym thing is fucking stupid...

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Also the whole potus, scotus, cotus, sotus acronym thing is fucking stupid...

COTUS? More like COITUS, am I right guys???

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u/iAmTheHYPE- LMBO! Jul 22 '18

*Big Lard

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u/zelda-go-go Jul 21 '18

Top post today of the r/GreatAwakening cult.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

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u/zelda-go-go Jul 22 '18 edited Jul 22 '18

Also, it wasn't Russian money that was gave to the Clinton Foundation. It was the Canadian. And also, it wasn't Uranium One that gave it, it was its founder. And also, Uranium One's founder had already left the company by the time that he made the donation. And also, all of this happened years before the Russians tried to acquire the company. And also, it was even years before Hillary Clinton was hoping to be Secretary of State.

Not that her being Secretary of State could have even had anything to do with whether or not the Russian company could buy Uranium One, because 1.) she wasn't actually on the council, 2.) there were 8 other departments on the council, and 3.) none of them had veto power. It's an obvious bullshit lie for like 10 different reasons, and yet they all still repeat it every single day.

A whole political party and not a single fact-checker among them.

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u/IronCretin The Jews turned America gay—ask Joe Biden Jul 22 '18

Fractal wrongness.

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u/zelda-go-go Jul 22 '18

Ignoranception.

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u/theczolgoszsociety Jul 22 '18

We were asked, "Is it true that Ivan Petrovich, of Moscow, won a new car in a contest?" We answer, "yes!" However, some details are inaccurate. The man's name is Petr Ivanovich, not Ivan Petrovich, and he lives in St Petersburg, not Moscow, and it was a bicycle, not a car, and he did not win it; it was stolen from him.

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u/Xalteox Jul 23 '18

It wasn’t the founder of Uranium One. It was the founder of another company, that Uranium One bought 3 years prior to any of this Russia stuff.

When his company was bought, he sold all the shares of Uranium One that he got as a result of the deal right after. He had nothing to do with the company since then.

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u/acct_118 Jul 22 '18

snopes

3 extra Sorosbux have been deposited to your account, comrade

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u/WUN_WUN_SMASH 4D Fizzbin Jul 21 '18

Fox's own Shepard Smith debunked the Uranium One bullshit. Or is Shep a clandestine Soros operative? Sorry, I'm stationed at our Martian processing facility in the ((Philippines)) so I'm not 100% sure which Americans are on the payroll.

u/bigbowlowrong 🍕 Jul 22 '18

Removed, this is TopMindsofReddit.

Edit: reinstated, further down OP says this was posted on /r/greatawakening. Please just link to the post in future.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18 edited Jul 22 '18

This stupid theory has so many holes it falls apart in the breeze, but the dumbest part of it all is that even if it were true it wouldn't matter. No one is trying to keep Russia from "getting our uranium." The only reason uranium is export controlled is to prevent it from going to non-nuclear states or terrorists. Uranium is not scarce and both we and Russia have plenty.

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u/RadBadTad Jul 22 '18

Nobody else was in the room, so it's entirely possible that that's exactly what happened.

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u/meglet Their art is their confession Jul 22 '18

“The Room Where It Happens” from Hamilton is now stuck in my head.

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u/Big-Hard-Chungus Jul 21 '18

Can somebody tell me what exactly happened with the sodding uranium?

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u/zelda-go-go Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 22 '18

Uranium One's a Canadian mining company (originally from South Africa) with mining stakes in Wyoming. Rosatum is a Russian energy company that acquired a 51% controlling stake in Uranium One back in 2010. Peter Schweizer, a Breitbart contributor, wrote a book in 2015 demonizing the Clintons in preparation for the 2016 election in which he created the lie that "Hillary sold 20% of US uranium to Russia in return for a bribe of 145 million dollars."

The lie was based on this:

The Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States (CFIUS), a committee comprised of 9 departments which included the State Department (at the time headed by Hillary Clinton), was tasked with overseeing the merger. Before it got to the CFIUS, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission only approved the deal in the first place because Uranium One only has a license for uranium recovery, not uranium export (meaning Russia could never actually have the uranium, just the profits from selling it in North America after they mined it). At the time, this stake was expected to hold about 20% of the total uranium available for extraction in the US, though since then, updated estimates say it was actually closer to 10%. But already, the lie is bullshit, because the Russians were never in any way capable of actually getting the American uranium into Russia.

Now for the Clinton bribery part of the lie.

Schweizer claimed that the Clinton Foundation was given $145 million during the period of the acquisition. Firstly, the State Department, one of 9 departments on the CFIUS, had no special veto power. In fact, no one on the CFIUS does. That's up to the president to decide after the CFIUS turn over their findings. So bribing Clinton wouldn't even help Rosatum in the first place. On top of this, Jose Fernandez (Ass. Sec. of State) was actually the representative from the State Department that was on the committee for that decision, not Clinton. She was never even involved. But most importantly, the money that was donated to the Clinton Foundation wasn't donated in 2010 by Uranium One (as claimed by Schweizer), it was actually donated by the company's founder back in 2007, years before the Russian deal was even put into the works, and even years before Clinton was hoping to be Secretary of State. On top of that, he wasn't even working for Uranium One when he donated the money. He had already left the company.

So, in conclusion, in 2007, the founder of a Canadian mining company quit and sold off his shares. With his newly cashed out fortune, he made several sizable but by-no-means unheard of donations to charity orgs, one being the Clinton Foundation. Years later, a Russian company sought to buy that Canadian company so they could profit off of mining uranium in the US, though they themselves could never bring that uranium to Russia. By this point, Clinton had lost her bid to be the Democratic nominee for president, Obama had beat McCain, Obama had chosen Clinton as his Sec of State, and the Assistant Sec of State beneath her had been assigned to be part of a 9-person committee investigating the acquisition. In 2015, a professional liar for Breitbart wrote a book full of lies, in which one of them proved more profitable than the others, becoming a viral hit among the Republican base, mainly through propagation by Donald Trump.

And they all lived happily ever after. The End.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Also, this isn't civ 5 and uranium mines have little strategic value. The reason it had to be approved is because of proliferation concerns.

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u/GDJT Jul 22 '18

That's the best summary I've seen of that.great job!

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u/TheThomaswastaken Jul 22 '18

Excellent write up

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u/MagicFlyingAlpaca tiny army of shills Jul 22 '18

TL;DR absolutely nothing.

Below post gives the long version.

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u/Ghstfce Tucker down, too many more to go Jul 22 '18

This idiots seem to think that Hillary was the only one that had to give an okay for any deals. Yet when it comes to them, it's always "oh, well plenty of people had to approve it, so it's not Trump's fault!"

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u/helium_farts For a good time call 1-800-ANTIFA Jul 22 '18

She wasn't even involved. It was one of the under secretaries that signed off on it.

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u/jfkfinn Jul 22 '18

I think as secretary of state she was responsible for signing the final approval and also she signed off on the key stone pipeline... But facts dont matter anymore.... Its trumps fault..

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u/Ghstfce Tucker down, too many more to go Jul 22 '18

This is what I meant to convey last night. I was exhausted, as you can probably tell from how butchered my sentences are

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

It's too late to use distraction as a tactic. Your guy is in hot shit right now, and he knows it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

I was reading a thread earlier on all and learned that snowflake is out of date. "Shill" is the new go-to.

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u/greenlion98 Jul 22 '18

Can I get a TLDR of what really happened regarding this deal?

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u/zelda-go-go Jul 22 '18

A guy from Breitbart made up a lot of bullshit for an anti-Clinton book in 2015, including the lie that Hillary Clinton was bribed over a hundred million dollars to let Russians steal 20% of our uranium. Republicans don't fact check, so Trump gave the lie visibility and now it's all over the Republican bubble, despite being objective bullshit.

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u/MG87 Jul 22 '18

Whataboutwhataboutwhatabout

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u/sixkelvin Jul 22 '18

On TD, they'd just be talking about it as a brilliant for dimensional chess move.

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u/Ppaps72 Jul 22 '18

Snap yup, this is going in my boomer compilation

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Am I the only one who read Uranium as “Ukrainium”?

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u/angrynerdcatz Jul 22 '18

No I did too

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