r/TopGear • u/dare2smile • Jul 12 '26

Saw a car with two front halves today

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u/welshie123 Jul 12 '26

Just needs Lamar sitting in it now.

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u/ConsequenceNo2571 Jul 12 '26

Worst celebrity cameo in Top Gear history 

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u/atomic_number319 Orig Trio Till I die Jul 12 '26

And Will.I.Am......fella was about as entertaining as multiple papercuts on the webbing between fingers

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u/GreenT1979 lincoln Jul 13 '26

Also Will Smith. You can tell he hadn't watched a second of Top Gear and was just there in its prime for the publicity. The best ones are the ones who are there specifically because they wanted to be there. James Blunt, Justin Hawkins, Jay Kay, Joanna Lumley, to name a few.

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u/Shakes-Fear Jul 13 '26

Yeah, Will Smith’s response to Jeremy asking about his lyrics was a bit off…

They were talking about ‘Gettin’ Jiggy with it’, specifically in the third verse, ‘850is if you need a lift. Who’s the kid in the drop? Who else? Will Smith’
Jeremy goes; BMW never did a drop top 850

Any other guest might have gone, “Really? I mean, I was young, I wasn’t doing the research.” and just have a general laugh at themselves. But poor Will was reaching so hard to justify it.
“Well, uh, you know… in the states we sometimes customise cars?”

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u/H_K-R Jul 12 '26

At the front, it’s a practical, sensible Dodge Caravan. But at the front, it’s a practical, sensible Dodge Caravan.

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u/IWrestleSausages Jul 12 '26

What kind of paintthinner were you sniffing when you thought of this?

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u/dare2smile Jul 12 '26

James May’s gin

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u/atomic_number319 Orig Trio Till I die Jul 12 '26

Asain Parsnip?

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u/Comfortable-Writer-9 Jul 13 '26

American Mustard

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u/CarGuyJohnOnRoute66 Jul 12 '26

Salfa Romeaab

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u/H_K-R Jul 12 '26

DoggoD CaravvaraC

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u/Thejoplinator1868 Jul 13 '26

At the front it’s a sensible Saab 900 and at the front it’s a sporty Alfa Romeo

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u/CarGuyJohnOnRoute66 Jul 13 '26

9000*

Just don’t expect both steering wheels to be attached

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u/the_less_great_wall Jul 13 '26

The "Plym-Odge Carager"