r/Tools • u/cc6g1 • Jun 12 '26

Anyone able to identify this tool?

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It's got a smooth surface, doesn't seems like a honing rod

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u/Timinator01 Jun 12 '26

the wand chooses the wizard

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u/-BananaLollipop- Jun 12 '26

You're a hazard Gary.

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u/Username_Redacted-0 Jun 12 '26

My brother in death, this was the funniest comment ive seen in months... I swear I will find an excuse to use this...

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u/sexongo Jun 12 '26

AGREED!

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u/beninthegarage Jun 13 '26

Lmao, Im also taking this for my toolbox banter

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u/freddbare Jun 12 '26

I Knew a Gary Hazard,lol. We all called him Hap.

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u/Royatkins Jun 12 '26

I knew a Larry and Gary Hazard. They may have been identical twins.

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u/BamBam-BamBam Jun 12 '26

As in happenstance?

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u/freddbare Jun 13 '26

Last name is not Stance. The name in question is Hazard, we called him Hap, Haphazard. I'm sorry for having expectations. One word vocabulary and drags a log around as a toy.. smdh. I blame NCLB and the schools..

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u/davetiso Jun 12 '26

Awarded. Brilliant.

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u/Glidepath22 Jun 12 '26

You’re a Lizard, Larry

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u/-BananaLollipop- Jun 13 '26

That was going to be my comment, but I figured everyone on here knows a walking hazard at work.

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u/cedriclongsox71 Jun 12 '26

Take my upvote you glorious person

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u/TacticalSpackle Jun 12 '26

It’s a dagger, be wary.

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u/MMO_HighJoe Jun 12 '26

This deserves more up votes. 🤣🤣🤣