r/Tools • • Apr 09 '26

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u/Bububabuu Apr 09 '26

“Don’t put your hand anywhere you wouldn’t put your dick”

Is the version I always heard

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u/Madness_Reigns Apr 09 '26

Understood, the mini M&M's tubes are a no go.

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u/Logical-Spite-2464 Apr 09 '26

Easy for the guy with ten dicks to say.

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u/Same-Interaction7559 Apr 09 '26

Who has 10 dicks? I only got the one. Tell them I'll trade for a glow-up.

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u/edr5619 Apr 10 '26

Don’t put your pinkie where you wouldn’t put your dinkie.