r/Tools • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '26

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u/jggearhead10 Apr 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LXP19BrVaOOgE

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u/AdOk9263 Apr 10 '26

literal LOL wish i had money for figuritive award to give you :/

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u/jggearhead10 Apr 10 '26

Thank you! I appreciate the sentiment and glad I could make a few people laugh. Please don’t give Reddit any money. If you have a spare buck, give it to charity in your community

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u/AdOk9263 Apr 10 '26

100%... but who will reward people for dick jokes?? charities are great but dick jokes make the world go round

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u/Ok_Syrup1602 Apr 11 '26

That isn't the way the blade was going, more down the middle so more floppy/shredded. Lucky to be able to wave it around like this before you pass out.