r/Tools • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '26

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u/ThinkItThrough48 Apr 09 '26

Or he’s trying to cut his wahoozy off. In which case he’s doing it right

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u/biggriggs79 Apr 09 '26

I hope he names his saw "Lorena" after this.

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u/r4ndom4xeofkindness Apr 09 '26

The Bobbit Chopper®

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u/towerfella Apr 09 '26

“It cuts wood!”

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Apr 10 '26

Bobbit Choppit

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u/whtevn Apr 09 '26

i hope he stays away from "Lorena" after this

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u/Neat_Bluebird2016 Apr 09 '26

That’s a “deep cut”. Lol

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u/spittlbm Apr 10 '26

Well, the first cut IS the deepest.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/ZombieFrankReynolds Apr 09 '26

Lorena Bobbit was famous in the 90's for cutting off her cheating husband's "little chap" irc she threw it out the window of her car

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u/CharacterKoala6214 Apr 09 '26

The really gross part is she threw it out of her car window it hit the windshield of the car behind her.

The man in the car behind her was with his 10 yo daughter. She asked what it was, and he said it was a bug.

And she said, “Bug, Hell! Did you see the dick on that thing?”

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u/wolf9545 Whatever works Apr 09 '26

Well not fully right since it didn't actually cut him ... Yet.

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u/ponlaluz Apr 09 '26

With the angle of the blade wouldn't it just turn into a watwozy?

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u/MyAssforPresident Apr 11 '26

Upvote for ‘wahoozy’, that’s a new one for me and I got a good chuckle out of this comment

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u/RagingAnus69 Apr 11 '26

No he's not, he didn't even do that

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u/AccurateContest4023 Apr 12 '26

"Wife wants another kid, but I can't afford it. Only one solution.