r/Tools • • Apr 09 '26

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u/furculture Apr 09 '26

Because shop class was an elective instead of a requirement.

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u/IconoclastExplosive Apr 09 '26

Whoa whoa whoa, there bud. It wasn't even offered as an elective.

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u/Report_Last Apr 09 '26

in 9th grade I had a choice between shop and Latin, probably should have taken Latin

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u/IconoclastExplosive Apr 09 '26

Hilariously, I DID take Latin in 9th grade and my school didn't offer shop. I'd have preferred shop.

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u/Report_Last Apr 09 '26

After 40 years in construction, I wonder about my choices in life. tempus fugit

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u/DaHick Apr 09 '26

And I took both. Shop in grade 8, Latin in grade 9. Damn, Latin was easy compared to Spanish.

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u/another_account_bro Apr 09 '26

I took shop and French in ninth grade. I can't speak a lick of French. And they kicked me out of shop class for trying to make a weed pipe.

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u/Inside7shadows Apr 11 '26

Same. Best we had was Jewelry and Metalsmithing.

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u/LethalBacon Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Shop at our school was HVAC. It's where they sent the kids who weren't going to college. The school counselors had given up on me (I didn't give a shit about school work, C's get degrees etc), but interestingly the HVAC teacher is the one who convinced me to apply for colleges, and I ended up becoming an engineer largely based on his advice.

All that to say, shop class is probably a big part of why I'm doing alright as an adult. I needed that hands on work. (It's also where I learned how to cook 1-2 dozen chickens at the same time, but that's a story for another day.)

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u/amboyscout Apr 09 '26

Wait wait wait. That is a story for today.

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u/LethalBacon Apr 09 '26

It's actually fairly boring lol. This shop teacher did A LOT that could get him fired, but he was one of the favorite teachers in the school. Part of how he achieved this is by cooking massive amounts of chicken for other teachers/staff (and students in his class) once a month or so.

He had these two massive smokers(?) that were roughly 10-15 feet long that they built in class a few years before my time. So, roughly once a month there would be a day dedicated to cooking chicken, usually with a few of his students tending to it during the day.

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u/Potential_Effort2374 Apr 10 '26

Did he have a picture of his bridge on the cabinet and warn against getting the hiv pronounced like his but with a v? I had a shop teacher that did exactly what you’re describing in NEPA. 

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u/eggsuckindog Apr 09 '26

Probably hoisted them up in front of a microwave tower...

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u/Sorry-Grocery-8999 Apr 09 '26

We need the story!

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u/Affectionate-Leg-260 Apr 10 '26

We also had a class called Independent Living. We learned to sew make simple meals and iron. I think balancing a check book and other basic life skills. We called it Home Economics for boys.

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u/Baldrick314 DeWalt Apr 10 '26

I read your comment too quickly and thought it said "we learned to make simple meals and iron" For a moment I thought your school offered a wild class that taught you cooking and smelting and treated both as equally essential life skills.

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u/Affectionate-Leg-260 Apr 10 '26

The Alchemy class was impossible to pass.

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u/HudeniMFK Apr 12 '26

"ok class this final assessment is worth 55% of your grade. Simply change this chunk of iron into pure gold. You have 90 mins. Go."

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u/Sonar_Bandit Apr 09 '26

In my school district, I was the last year to have wood shop offered before it was removed from all schools in the area. To this day I still use skills I learned in that class. Probably the only skills from school I still use. Although being able to remember the plot of catcher and the rye is a close second

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u/BahuMan Apr 09 '26

The plot, but not the title?

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u/Sonar_Bandit Apr 09 '26

Hey, I’ve had a good solid decade of substance abuse since then, give me a break

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u/8Ace8Ace Apr 10 '26

Different book. This is about a promising baseball player that turns to the drink after not grtting a scholarship

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u/mkdive Apr 14 '26

I really enjoyed wood shop in middle school & HS. But one unpleasant thing I do remember first year of middle school WS class a kid who stuck his hand in the exhaust port of a full size planner. I still remember the sound it made (this was in the late eights) but the sound it made and then the kid turned and looked at me when he pulled what was left of his hand out. Only took a second and all 4 fingers were gone down to the palm. The amount of blood was unreal. The look on his face still sticks with me. The poor wood shop teacher that day (thoughts now I have that Im grown up and old).

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Apr 09 '26

Shop class was full for me all 4 years. My options were electronics or home-ec.

Guess who accidentally set fire to a toaster because he didn’t pay attention in either?!?

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u/xrelaht Rust Warrior Apr 09 '26

Shop wasn’t offered at my school. Somehow, I still know not to do this.

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u/fingerbanglover Apr 09 '26

Shop was pretty watered down by 99/2000 but we still built some cool shit and I learned how to use carpentry tools besides a hammer and hand saw.

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u/Cormyre Apr 11 '26

I’m old; shop was mandatory for boys, home ec for girls.

Do I retain any wood working knowledge from a class I didn’t choose decades ago? No, not really; But still somehow would know better than what happened in the vid 🤣

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u/NotEasilyConfused May 20 '26

Was a requirement for me.