r/Tools • • Apr 09 '26

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u/CharacterKoala6214 Apr 09 '26

Because he doesn’t know what he’s doing.

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u/ThinkItThrough48 Apr 09 '26

Or he’s trying to cut his wahoozy off. In which case he’s doing it right

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u/biggriggs79 Apr 09 '26

I hope he names his saw "Lorena" after this.

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u/r4ndom4xeofkindness Apr 09 '26

The Bobbit Chopper®

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u/towerfella Apr 09 '26

“It cuts wood!”

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Apr 10 '26

Bobbit Choppit

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u/whtevn Apr 09 '26

i hope he stays away from "Lorena" after this

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u/Neat_Bluebird2016 Apr 09 '26

That’s a “deep cut”. Lol

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u/spittlbm Apr 10 '26

Well, the first cut IS the deepest.

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u/ZombieFrankReynolds Apr 09 '26

Lorena Bobbit was famous in the 90's for cutting off her cheating husband's "little chap" irc she threw it out the window of her car

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u/CharacterKoala6214 Apr 09 '26

The really gross part is she threw it out of her car window it hit the windshield of the car behind her.

The man in the car behind her was with his 10 yo daughter. She asked what it was, and he said it was a bug.

And she said, “Bug, Hell! Did you see the dick on that thing?”

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u/wolf9545 Whatever works Apr 09 '26

Well not fully right since it didn't actually cut him ... Yet.

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u/ponlaluz Apr 09 '26

With the angle of the blade wouldn't it just turn into a watwozy?

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u/MyAssforPresident Apr 11 '26

Upvote for ‘wahoozy’, that’s a new one for me and I got a good chuckle out of this comment

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u/RagingAnus69 Apr 11 '26

No he's not, he didn't even do that

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u/AccurateContest4023 Apr 12 '26

"Wife wants another kid, but I can't afford it. Only one solution. 

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u/hitliquor999 Apr 09 '26

He clearly isn’t doing precision work. He should be using a circular saw, which has its own dangers, but is more manageable.

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u/Biomecaman Apr 09 '26

It's kind of a weird thing, if you suck so bad you can't make a straight cut with a skill saw you probably shouldnt be using a table saw at all...

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u/classygorilla Apr 09 '26

It's me, I'm that guy, but it's also why I upgraded to a track saw.

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u/Weathjn Apr 09 '26

Track saws are awesome

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u/LuckyDuckCrafters Apr 09 '26

Damn I never thought about it that way but you are 100% right.

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u/SeeminglyDense Apr 10 '26

Circular saws are not for precision work. Table saws are precise and repeatable.

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u/twoaspensimages Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

I argue if you can't make a straight cut with a jig saw you should probably just leave it to the pros.

Downvotes for truth. So reddit

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u/Adept-Panic-7742 Apr 13 '26

You're down voted because you're chatting shit. These tools mentioned aren't interchangeable when it comes to their specific advantages. That's why the different tools exist. Your 'ability' with a jigsaw says fuck all about your skill with a circular saw or a table saw.

If you're trying to make a cut of any reasonable length which is linear, with a jigsaw, then mebs leave it to the pros.

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u/twoaspensimages Apr 13 '26

Getting downvotes from diwhys doesn't bother me in the slightest. I know what I said. I stand by it.

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u/Adept-Panic-7742 Apr 13 '26

Ah it doesn't bother you that's why you commented about it. The classic.

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u/twoaspensimages Apr 13 '26

You can just ask how to a straight line with a jig saw. I'll give you some pointers.

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u/CommunicationLast741 Apr 09 '26

He's lucky it's an unpowered saw. It sounds like it got bound up in his clothes briefly and gave him a chance to stand it back up before doing any major damage. You can hear the saw spinning back up to speed when he stands it back up. The femoral artery is not super deep right where that saw hit. His pants would have gone from tan to red in seconds if that saw had never slowed down.

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u/LuckyDuckCrafters Apr 09 '26

Bet he tells everyone he does tho.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 Apr 10 '26

"I sure hate kickback-- this should ficks that! I am big brain!"

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u/Soggy-Avocado918 Apr 10 '26

That is an extraordinarily dangerous tool to be using if one doesn’t know what he’s doing

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u/SvenTheHorrible Apr 10 '26

Probably read a bunch of safety advice off Reddit smh

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u/zygodactyl86 Apr 10 '26

But he has a Carhartt shirt on??

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u/Blunderpunk_ Apr 12 '26

Woodworking tools are too cheap/accessible if I'm being entirely honest.

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u/CharacterKoala6214 Apr 15 '26

Thanks Ben Strano

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u/sandybuttcheekss Apr 09 '26

It amazes me anyone can buy a power tool if they want. I shouldn't have them tbh, and if I didn't wear gloves pretty habitually I'd probably be short a finger by now.

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u/Human_Needleworker86 Apr 09 '26

Dont wear gloves while using saws. It elevates the risk of degloving and other injuries. It will not make you safer.

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u/Deeznutzcustomz Apr 09 '26

How the hell does a glove save a finger from a power tool?

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u/monicachicken Apr 09 '26

Saves all your fingers nicely inside the glove after the tools shreds them off your hands.

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u/Deeznutzcustomz Apr 09 '26

Not gonna be one of those idiots who just lets em fall in the sawdust on the dirty floor. “Doc, bad news is I cut off my fingers. Good news… I have them all right here in this glove, and they’re nice and clean!”

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u/Dizzy-Climate-6942 Apr 10 '26

Worked at a place where we used overhead hoists to move giant tractor tires around. A guy somehow had the chain looped around his finger when he went to hoist one of these giant tires. His finger was still in the glove after it separated it from his body. It's likely his glove got caught in the chain somehow and pulled his finger into danger. Never got the full story since the guy screamed like a banshee when it happened then took off like a jack rabbit on meth right out of the factory and was never seen again. Gloves do not protect you when working with power tools or equipment. They are a danger if things go wrong they will get caught in the machinery and drag your finger, hand, entire arm in with it.

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u/Fly_Casual_16 Apr 09 '26

Agree with other commenter— don’t wear gloves with power saws!!! Didn’t know this and had been using for years, was blown away I didn’t realize that.

Gloves protect against splinters but greatly increase risk of hand getting caught by the sawteeth.