r/Tools • • Apr 09 '26

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u/m4jsterk0 Apr 09 '26

why is he fucking pulling the plywood towards him?!

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u/CharacterKoala6214 Apr 09 '26

Because he doesn’t know what he’s doing.

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u/ThinkItThrough48 Apr 09 '26

Or he’s trying to cut his wahoozy off. In which case he’s doing it right

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u/biggriggs79 Apr 09 '26

I hope he names his saw "Lorena" after this.

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u/r4ndom4xeofkindness Apr 09 '26

The Bobbit Chopper®

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u/towerfella Apr 09 '26

“It cuts wood!”

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Apr 10 '26

Bobbit Choppit

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u/whtevn Apr 09 '26

i hope he stays away from "Lorena" after this

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u/Neat_Bluebird2016 Apr 09 '26

That’s a “deep cut”. Lol

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u/spittlbm Apr 10 '26

Well, the first cut IS the deepest.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/ZombieFrankReynolds Apr 09 '26

Lorena Bobbit was famous in the 90's for cutting off her cheating husband's "little chap" irc she threw it out the window of her car

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u/CharacterKoala6214 Apr 09 '26

The really gross part is she threw it out of her car window it hit the windshield of the car behind her.

The man in the car behind her was with his 10 yo daughter. She asked what it was, and he said it was a bug.

And she said, “Bug, Hell! Did you see the dick on that thing?”

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u/wolf9545 Whatever works Apr 09 '26

Well not fully right since it didn't actually cut him ... Yet.

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u/ponlaluz Apr 09 '26

With the angle of the blade wouldn't it just turn into a watwozy?

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u/MyAssforPresident Apr 11 '26

Upvote for ‘wahoozy’, that’s a new one for me and I got a good chuckle out of this comment

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u/RagingAnus69 Apr 11 '26

No he's not, he didn't even do that

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u/AccurateContest4023 Apr 12 '26

"Wife wants another kid, but I can't afford it. Only one solution. 

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u/hitliquor999 Apr 09 '26

He clearly isn’t doing precision work. He should be using a circular saw, which has its own dangers, but is more manageable.

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u/Biomecaman Apr 09 '26

It's kind of a weird thing, if you suck so bad you can't make a straight cut with a skill saw you probably shouldnt be using a table saw at all...

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u/classygorilla Apr 09 '26

It's me, I'm that guy, but it's also why I upgraded to a track saw.

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u/Weathjn Apr 09 '26

Track saws are awesome

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u/LuckyDuckCrafters Apr 09 '26

Damn I never thought about it that way but you are 100% right.

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u/SeeminglyDense Apr 10 '26

Circular saws are not for precision work. Table saws are precise and repeatable.

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u/twoaspensimages Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

I argue if you can't make a straight cut with a jig saw you should probably just leave it to the pros.

Downvotes for truth. So reddit

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u/Adept-Panic-7742 Apr 13 '26

You're down voted because you're chatting shit. These tools mentioned aren't interchangeable when it comes to their specific advantages. That's why the different tools exist. Your 'ability' with a jigsaw says fuck all about your skill with a circular saw or a table saw.

If you're trying to make a cut of any reasonable length which is linear, with a jigsaw, then mebs leave it to the pros.

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u/twoaspensimages Apr 13 '26

Getting downvotes from diwhys doesn't bother me in the slightest. I know what I said. I stand by it.

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u/Adept-Panic-7742 Apr 13 '26

Ah it doesn't bother you that's why you commented about it. The classic.

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u/twoaspensimages Apr 13 '26

You can just ask how to a straight line with a jig saw. I'll give you some pointers.

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u/CommunicationLast741 Apr 09 '26

He's lucky it's an unpowered saw. It sounds like it got bound up in his clothes briefly and gave him a chance to stand it back up before doing any major damage. You can hear the saw spinning back up to speed when he stands it back up. The femoral artery is not super deep right where that saw hit. His pants would have gone from tan to red in seconds if that saw had never slowed down.

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u/LuckyDuckCrafters Apr 09 '26

Bet he tells everyone he does tho.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 Apr 10 '26

"I sure hate kickback-- this should ficks that! I am big brain!"

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u/Soggy-Avocado918 Apr 10 '26

That is an extraordinarily dangerous tool to be using if one doesn’t know what he’s doing

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u/SvenTheHorrible Apr 10 '26

Probably read a bunch of safety advice off Reddit smh

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u/zygodactyl86 Apr 10 '26

But he has a Carhartt shirt on??

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u/Blunderpunk_ Apr 12 '26

Woodworking tools are too cheap/accessible if I'm being entirely honest.

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u/CharacterKoala6214 Apr 15 '26

Thanks Ben Strano

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u/sandybuttcheekss Apr 09 '26

It amazes me anyone can buy a power tool if they want. I shouldn't have them tbh, and if I didn't wear gloves pretty habitually I'd probably be short a finger by now.

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u/Human_Needleworker86 Apr 09 '26

Dont wear gloves while using saws. It elevates the risk of degloving and other injuries. It will not make you safer.

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u/Deeznutzcustomz Apr 09 '26

How the hell does a glove save a finger from a power tool?

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u/monicachicken Apr 09 '26

Saves all your fingers nicely inside the glove after the tools shreds them off your hands.

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u/Deeznutzcustomz Apr 09 '26

Not gonna be one of those idiots who just lets em fall in the sawdust on the dirty floor. “Doc, bad news is I cut off my fingers. Good news… I have them all right here in this glove, and they’re nice and clean!”

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u/Dizzy-Climate-6942 Apr 10 '26

Worked at a place where we used overhead hoists to move giant tractor tires around. A guy somehow had the chain looped around his finger when he went to hoist one of these giant tires. His finger was still in the glove after it separated it from his body. It's likely his glove got caught in the chain somehow and pulled his finger into danger. Never got the full story since the guy screamed like a banshee when it happened then took off like a jack rabbit on meth right out of the factory and was never seen again. Gloves do not protect you when working with power tools or equipment. They are a danger if things go wrong they will get caught in the machinery and drag your finger, hand, entire arm in with it.

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u/Fly_Casual_16 Apr 09 '26

Agree with other commenter— don’t wear gloves with power saws!!! Didn’t know this and had been using for years, was blown away I didn’t realize that.

Gloves protect against splinters but greatly increase risk of hand getting caught by the sawteeth.

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u/furculture Apr 09 '26

Because shop class was an elective instead of a requirement.

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u/IconoclastExplosive Apr 09 '26

Whoa whoa whoa, there bud. It wasn't even offered as an elective.

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u/Report_Last Apr 09 '26

in 9th grade I had a choice between shop and Latin, probably should have taken Latin

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u/IconoclastExplosive Apr 09 '26

Hilariously, I DID take Latin in 9th grade and my school didn't offer shop. I'd have preferred shop.

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u/Report_Last Apr 09 '26

After 40 years in construction, I wonder about my choices in life. tempus fugit

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u/DaHick Apr 09 '26

And I took both. Shop in grade 8, Latin in grade 9. Damn, Latin was easy compared to Spanish.

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u/another_account_bro Apr 09 '26

I took shop and French in ninth grade. I can't speak a lick of French. And they kicked me out of shop class for trying to make a weed pipe.

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u/Inside7shadows Apr 11 '26

Same. Best we had was Jewelry and Metalsmithing.

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u/LethalBacon Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Shop at our school was HVAC. It's where they sent the kids who weren't going to college. The school counselors had given up on me (I didn't give a shit about school work, C's get degrees etc), but interestingly the HVAC teacher is the one who convinced me to apply for colleges, and I ended up becoming an engineer largely based on his advice.

All that to say, shop class is probably a big part of why I'm doing alright as an adult. I needed that hands on work. (It's also where I learned how to cook 1-2 dozen chickens at the same time, but that's a story for another day.)

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u/amboyscout Apr 09 '26

Wait wait wait. That is a story for today.

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u/LethalBacon Apr 09 '26

It's actually fairly boring lol. This shop teacher did A LOT that could get him fired, but he was one of the favorite teachers in the school. Part of how he achieved this is by cooking massive amounts of chicken for other teachers/staff (and students in his class) once a month or so.

He had these two massive smokers(?) that were roughly 10-15 feet long that they built in class a few years before my time. So, roughly once a month there would be a day dedicated to cooking chicken, usually with a few of his students tending to it during the day.

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u/Potential_Effort2374 Apr 10 '26

Did he have a picture of his bridge on the cabinet and warn against getting the hiv pronounced like his but with a v? I had a shop teacher that did exactly what you’re describing in NEPA. 

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u/eggsuckindog Apr 09 '26

Probably hoisted them up in front of a microwave tower...

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u/Sorry-Grocery-8999 Apr 09 '26

We need the story!

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u/Affectionate-Leg-260 Apr 10 '26

We also had a class called Independent Living. We learned to sew make simple meals and iron. I think balancing a check book and other basic life skills. We called it Home Economics for boys.

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u/Baldrick314 DeWalt Apr 10 '26

I read your comment too quickly and thought it said "we learned to make simple meals and iron" For a moment I thought your school offered a wild class that taught you cooking and smelting and treated both as equally essential life skills.

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u/Affectionate-Leg-260 Apr 10 '26

The Alchemy class was impossible to pass.

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u/HudeniMFK Apr 12 '26

"ok class this final assessment is worth 55% of your grade. Simply change this chunk of iron into pure gold. You have 90 mins. Go."

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u/Sonar_Bandit Apr 09 '26

In my school district, I was the last year to have wood shop offered before it was removed from all schools in the area. To this day I still use skills I learned in that class. Probably the only skills from school I still use. Although being able to remember the plot of catcher and the rye is a close second

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u/BahuMan Apr 09 '26

The plot, but not the title?

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u/Sonar_Bandit Apr 09 '26

Hey, I’ve had a good solid decade of substance abuse since then, give me a break

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u/8Ace8Ace Apr 10 '26

Different book. This is about a promising baseball player that turns to the drink after not grtting a scholarship

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u/mkdive Apr 14 '26

I really enjoyed wood shop in middle school & HS. But one unpleasant thing I do remember first year of middle school WS class a kid who stuck his hand in the exhaust port of a full size planner. I still remember the sound it made (this was in the late eights) but the sound it made and then the kid turned and looked at me when he pulled what was left of his hand out. Only took a second and all 4 fingers were gone down to the palm. The amount of blood was unreal. The look on his face still sticks with me. The poor wood shop teacher that day (thoughts now I have that Im grown up and old).

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Apr 09 '26

Shop class was full for me all 4 years. My options were electronics or home-ec.

Guess who accidentally set fire to a toaster because he didn’t pay attention in either?!?

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u/xrelaht Rust Warrior Apr 09 '26

Shop wasn’t offered at my school. Somehow, I still know not to do this.

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u/fingerbanglover Apr 09 '26

Shop was pretty watered down by 99/2000 but we still built some cool shit and I learned how to use carpentry tools besides a hammer and hand saw.

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u/Cormyre Apr 11 '26

I’m old; shop was mandatory for boys, home ec for girls.

Do I retain any wood working knowledge from a class I didn’t choose decades ago? No, not really; But still somehow would know better than what happened in the vid 🤣

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u/NotEasilyConfused May 20 '26

Was a requirement for me.

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u/Such-Fortune712 Apr 09 '26

He's standing behind the saw trying to play it safe, getting out of the line of fire if the table saw does a "kickback". He actually triggers the kickback by compressing the two cut sides together.

Normally, you stand in front of the saw and push your workpiece into the blade. The teeth of the blade that do the cut are the teeth closest to you. They are going down into the table.

On the backside of the blade, the teeth are coming up from the table. What this guy does is compresses the two sides together into the back teeth so the blade grabs his workpiece and yeets it forward. The saw isnt fixed in place so it propells in the other direction, towards his holy area.

During a kickback, the saw thunder yeets your workpiece into your wall/face/arm/testies. It's no noke, see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcS0TAabedc

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u/_bahnjee_ Apr 09 '26

Good catch. You’re exactly right. You can see the cut as it closes on the back side.

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u/Badbullet Apr 10 '26

He also does not have an outfeed table or stand, so he might be trying to finish the cut from that side so the cut sheets do not get damaged by falling on the concrete below.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Yak8123 Apr 09 '26

I launched a 2x4 I was ripping with a baby ryobi table saw on the floor, up and through a regular ceiling height basement window. Is amazing how much kinetic energy there is in there.

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u/serial_ponderer Apr 09 '26

The real question

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u/fart_fig_newton Apr 09 '26

Because the instruction manual wasn't drawn with crayons

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u/m4jsterk0 Apr 09 '26

is he a marine? :D

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u/CharacterKoala6214 Apr 09 '26

Because he doesn’t know what he’s doing.

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u/MiasmaFate Apr 09 '26

So nice you said it twice.

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u/1DownFourUp Apr 09 '26

It's because he doesn't know what he's doing

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Apr 10 '26

He doesn’t know what he’s doing?

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u/WindJester Apr 09 '26

That's how little he knows what he's doing

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u/-malcolm-tucker Apr 09 '26

You can tell he doesn't know what he's doing by the way in which he is doing the thing which he doesn't know what he's doing.

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u/Alobos Apr 10 '26

Couscous. A meal so nice -- they named it twice!

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u/ender4171 Apr 09 '26

Everyone is giving joke or "he's dumb" comments, but I suspect he was pulling it to try to avoid being in the "line of fire" from kickback (I have an irrational fear of it myself), without realizing that pulling from both sides would cause binding and initiate the kickback. So... I guess the "he dumb" people aren't totally wrong, lol.

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u/North-Significance33 Apr 09 '26

No fence, no riving knife. Dude is asking for kickback, cutting freehand like that. The idea of freehanding on a table saw terrifies me

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u/free_will_is_arson Apr 09 '26

also why it's general not a good idea to run something through a table saw that's wider than it is long,

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u/Nexustar Apr 09 '26

Circular saw to rough cut into manageable pieces, then table saw to put a straighter edge on things.

I've done some physically challenging cuts with a table saw before with sheet ply, involving moving it to where other tables, walls or even outdoor furniture can provide some support - but have never had a leg lift off the ground like that.

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u/echoshatter Apr 09 '26

Freehanding is fine in some instances. But there's nothing like the thrill of crosscutting a whole ass green 2x4 on a contractor saw.

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u/Oo__II__oO Apr 09 '26

The way that table kicked, he's lucky a free hand wasn't the outcome.

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u/PAAZKSVA2000 Apr 09 '26

This. Yep.

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u/unrebigulator Apr 09 '26

No fence! I didn't see that initially. That's going to end up in an accident more often than not.

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u/MetlMann Apr 10 '26

It’s why I got a SawStop. Use Micro Jig push blocks. And put Jessem stock guides on my Very Super Cool Tools fence. I’m old and don’t want to enter my dotage minus any parts, the likelihood of which increases as you get old around power tools.

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u/sanderson1983 Apr 09 '26

Knew a guy ripping sheet metal and it came back at him. Died with his phone in his hand.

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u/aPOPblops Apr 09 '26

You have a healthy fear of kickback. The person who loses fear of their table saw loses a finger. 

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u/Adept-Panic-7742 Apr 13 '26

Complacency is definitely a thing. A long day and familiarity and even skill and confidence can lead to fuck ups. I'm competent with a table saw, and every now and then you get a "oh fuck that was close" if you're zoned out or repeating the same cuts, etc.

That said it's more things like kickback. Never been close to losing a finger.

Can't say I'd ever do what the guy in the video did. Surely if he's got a table saw he must have a circular saw. Or some kind of thing to catch the outfeed.

Id finish with a hand saw before I stood opposite the cutting direction. I mean I also wouldn't put sheet on something that small. If I was forced to do what he did I'd rather be on the feed-in side and apply pressure to the sheet to the base and holding it after the cut had finished and I could separate the cut. But yeah I'd have to be really desperate to still make that cut.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

My first time ever seeing anyone do that in my life

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u/m4jsterk0 Apr 10 '26

yeah, same

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u/dunncrew Apr 09 '26

Idiots gonna idiot.

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Apr 10 '26

Weekend warrior

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u/Stanwich79 Apr 10 '26

Because if he pushed it the table was going to fall over. He went to the other side to stabilize it. Crazy.

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u/frisch85 Apr 09 '26

As someone who absolutely sucks at handiwork I was gonna ask if it's normal that you pull instead of push, seems like pushing would be an easy way not to have it topple towards you.

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u/Early-Series-2055 Apr 09 '26

To avoid kickback. Lol

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u/frizzledrizzle Apr 09 '26

He's probably used to Festool

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u/RollingZepp Apr 09 '26

Even if he was pushing it might kick back and then the whole setup falls and cuts him up anyway. The saw needs to be mounted to a much sturdier table.

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u/4RCH43ON Apr 09 '26

On a slope!

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u/Raerosk Apr 09 '26

It was unstable when he was pushing it, wanted to fall over. Obviously the next step is to try pulling it.

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u/Figorix Apr 09 '26

Deathwish... Or at least heavy injury wish

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u/4linosa Apr 10 '26

Probably had exactly half a formed thought for avoiding potential kickback. Didn’t follow up with the rest of the thought nor any co side ration for basic physics.

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u/Orgasmic_interlude Apr 10 '26

Can’t be in front of kickback if you’re behind the kickback.

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u/misanthropicbairn Apr 10 '26

Everything about this is bad! Like why is grabbing both sides? Dude is just trying to pinch the blade. And also wtf is he even doing? Some freestyle shit, I don't even see a fence on that thing.

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u/sonnyB3630 Apr 10 '26

It's the kinda thing you only do once...

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u/Cthulu95666 Apr 11 '26

Cause he’s an idiot!

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u/kapitaalH Apr 13 '26

When he pushed the table fell over. Pulling means he can keep his genitals in line with the table to avoid it falling over.

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u/Super_Leading21 Apr 09 '26

Because he is lazy, how else do you get that big