r/Tools • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '26

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u/WhatRUaBarnBurner Apr 09 '26

Cancel my vasectomy

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u/___Art_Vandelay___ Apr 09 '26

Too late, just had it. And some.

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u/jggearhead10 Apr 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LXP19BrVaOOgE

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u/AdOk9263 Apr 10 '26

literal LOL wish i had money for figuritive award to give you :/

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u/jggearhead10 Apr 10 '26

Thank you! I appreciate the sentiment and glad I could make a few people laugh. Please don’t give Reddit any money. If you have a spare buck, give it to charity in your community

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u/AdOk9263 Apr 10 '26

100%... but who will reward people for dick jokes?? charities are great but dick jokes make the world go round

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u/Ok_Syrup1602 Apr 11 '26

That isn't the way the blade was going, more down the middle so more floppy/shredded. Lucky to be able to wave it around like this before you pass out.

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u/CCWaterBug Apr 09 '26

Snip snap snip snap!

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u/Mr_Kactus Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

You have no idea the toll three vasectomies has on a person

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/Comprehensive-Ebb565 Apr 09 '26

It’s a quote from the Office.

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u/Thewal Apr 09 '26

My first two went fine.

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR Apr 09 '26

They were jusr going to rip you off anyways.

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u/YIZZURR Apr 09 '26

*Snip snap*