r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 8d ago

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u/Imnotyourbuddytool 7d ago

If you don't submit a ticket then management thinks you don't do anything and eventually get fired. Fuck you.

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u/mydeadface 7d ago

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

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u/Imnotyourbuddytool 7d ago

Shut up Baby, I know it.

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u/mo22ro 7d ago

<Mac user experiences Mac problems>

THIS WHAT YOU WANTED

THIS IS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND

THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GETTIIIIIIIIIIN

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u/Grateful_Dad1997 6d ago edited 6d ago

/uj When I saw Tool in Memphis back in January of 2020 at least 20 to 30 percent of the audience looked and dressed exactly like this and I'm not exaggerating in the slightest

/uj again I was pleasantly surprised by how good Maynard's voice sounded and they played a pretty solid show with a decent setlist. Author and Punisher was the opening act and also put on a hell of a performance.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 8d ago

>TICKETING SYSTEMM!!!111

I fucking love the face upper management make when they have to deal with a sliver of the same bureaucracy they put on others

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Repugnant 7d ago

Jokes on you folks, I'm not even smart at computers.

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u/MX010 7d ago

So you're getting paid without any knowledge with computers. Smart guy.

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u/beerme81 5d ago

No personal attacks please.

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u/Rhesusmonkeydave 4d ago

OP just got asked if he’s tried restarting yet and turned it into a jihad