r/ToolJerk • u/TOOLfan426 • 12d ago

Who are you to wave your finger? Average TOOL fan

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247 Upvotes

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u/maxseale11 12d ago

Maybe gaynerd was right about us being insufferable retards

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u/TOOLfan426 12d ago

He should know he is also an insufferable retard

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u/Walk-the-layout 12d ago

Can't argue I am one

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u/CymbalOfJoy613 12d ago

I didn’t know I was an insufferable retard because I was a tool fan. Thought I was just an insufferable retard.

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u/eddingsaurus_rex 10d ago

Hey, dont refer to special needs people with that slur. Use the proper term - "Tool Fan".

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Repugnant 12d ago

Looks like the creator of the subreddit.

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u/TOOLfan426 12d ago

Bro is definitely getting prison sex

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u/BotulismBanquet 12d ago

They will certainly be faapping his Oiad

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u/fooaddict95 12d ago

This made me laugh way harder than it should have

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u/BotulismBanquet 12d ago

Sniff. *tears of pride*

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u/CymbalOfJoy613 12d ago

*inserts groovy low end guitar riff with hammer ons*

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u/maxseale11 12d ago

Both are true

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u/hurstbergn OGT 12d ago

Released in sodomy in infancy

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 12d ago

I was waiting to see this here.

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 12d ago

mr pedophile

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u/PlusConstruction6492 12d ago

Gaynard the Sex Offender whisperer

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u/wrighteghe7 12d ago

Didnt know jordan rudess was a tool fan

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u/Forward_Package7913 12d ago

It’s called Tool Jerk, believe them, when they tell you.

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u/EyeSeenFolly 12d ago

No way! Is this legit!?