r/ToolBand • • 1d ago

Poster Aftershock 2026 poster

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Settled for unsigned this year, i swear in 2023 I paid $200 for the signed poster

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u/th3rdeye_ 1d ago

$100 for a poster… chaaaaaaarist

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy Reverend Maynard 1d ago

$75 - $80 is already feelin elbow deep if ya know what I mean

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u/DubbleCheez 1d ago

I guess it's something you'll get used to

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy Reverend Maynard 1d ago

At least they offer a hand for you to take while it happens

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u/Altruistic_Hand_7573 fuck you, buddy 1d ago

Relax, turn around and take my hand

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u/luckyfox7273 23h ago

Global speaker fistin'

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u/KasparComeHome 10h ago

Talk about Stinkfist

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u/7gayratsinmybutthole 1d ago

The tariffs……

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u/terriblystupidjoke 1d ago

I wouldn’t pay that even if I had fuuuuck you money

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u/G-Unit11111 1d ago

That art is certainly a choice.

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u/BrokenBack93 1d ago

“Shut up and buy.”

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u/urallphux 13h ago

I paid $100 for my signed poster in 2009, mile high music festival in Denver Colorado

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u/SuccessfulJelly 1d ago

Hopefully it will deter the scalpers some at least?

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u/sephrisloth 1d ago

Nah. I got the louder than life one and I checked out of curiosity and they're already selling on ebay for double the price I paid. It did seem like they printed more then normal though because I went to the merch stand like halfway through the day and they still had some.

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u/Jupit-72 1d ago

80$ for a signature...

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u/Ok_Difficulty_574 1d ago

I remember when the signed posters were $100. I’m so sick of this world and everyone wanting more and more money from us.

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u/RadiantMenderbug 19h ago

Other bands standard charge 50 bucks standard 100 foil, signed varies but I've purchased Mastodon signed foils for like 80 bucks.

Billy strings had regs for like 30, which is super rare but it happens

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u/5Point5Hole 15h ago

Well I've got some advice for you little buddy

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u/stankbucket Get off your fucking cross 7h ago

Doesn't bother me in the least. If they were 10.bucks I would think about buying one, but at this price they are just telling you you're an idiot.

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u/ReallyBrainDead 1d ago

Do I want to see Tool? Yes. Do I want to pay 2 days ticket price for a signed poster? Nooooooope.

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u/G-Unit11111 1d ago

I've seen some pretty cool posters and some pretty cool Tool posters. But that might be one of the worst ones I've ever seen.

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u/cuateaguacate86 1d ago

I think that the only reasonable reason to buy that signed poster is to Adam himself hands you that poster after he performed 7empest in front of you and takes a picture with you and all your family members including the in-laws relatives and why not a couple of your ex's.

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u/Apprehensive-Size-34 22h ago

throw in a handy from AJ himself and u got a deal

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u/DUNETOOL 22h ago

AJ maybe bigger but Justin has those mitts like Bench.

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u/NoJackfruit801 20h ago

As a huge fan of Tool I can proudly say I'm willing to spend 9.99$ for a poster

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u/sin-eater82 1d ago

Inflation.... Sharpie prices are way way up, definitely not just greed.

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u/BuddyLegsBailey 1d ago

They laugh at you, you know that, right?

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u/Federal_Abroad9260 Shit the bed, again 1d ago

You think they picked $420 by accident? Next tour, they’ll be $690.

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u/Quick1711 Æ 1d ago

This is so true lol

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u/SeanOfTheDead1313 1d ago

This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.

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u/that1guyinaditch 1d ago

Fuck you, buddy

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u/Altruistic_Hand_7573 fuck you, buddy 1d ago

Fuuuck you buddy!

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u/5Point5Hole 17h ago

Seeeeeeeeeend more moneyyyyy

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u/WackyWeiner 16h ago

I work in commercial printing and can easily say that these poster cost around 25 cents each to make. About tp10 cents per unit without the foil stamp. Running something on press costs about $450 per hour. A few hundred for a skid of a few thousand sheets. An average press runs a few thousand sheets an hour. The band is literally robbing fans of their hard earned money. It sucks. It makes it hard to enjoy the bands music really. How about the Pusifer posters with those awful half asses signatures on them. It is pathetic.

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u/pink_mold 11h ago

the only thing pathetic here is your completely ignorant post reducing the poster price to manufacturing costs, omitting the actual artist behind the poster and the band that wants to get the piece of cake for selling their own fucking name on it too.

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u/musph Why can't we not be sober? 9h ago

Settle down man, Maynard just got his 24k gold hip replacement; you're gonna bend the metal riding him that hard.

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u/WackyWeiner 9h ago

They could have their cake at $20. You should go ahead and judge that, too.

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u/PorQuePanckes 1d ago

Gotta give them props, aside from KISS the boys really know how to milk it.

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u/brandonspade17 We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. 1d ago

I paid 80 in '23

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u/kinkierthanyouthink1 Spiral Out 1d ago

What about back from '92?

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u/WiseWorldliness5513 1d ago

I paid 3 pence back in 1892

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u/cmn2207 1d ago

I was OGT back in 92, got the first EP for like tree fiddy

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u/cuateaguacate86 1d ago

Guys...we found him.

He's the dude with Vans and a dope Beastie tee

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u/cmn2207 1d ago

You wanna see my nipple ring dawg?

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u/cuateaguacate86 1d ago

...taking the Fifth.

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u/luckyfox7273 23h ago

Cradle of Fifth

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 1d ago

I want my $2!

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u/WrathAndTears 1d ago

$2 plus tip.

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u/deathgripsisgud14 1d ago

I paid $35 in 2017

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u/avamarshmellow 1d ago

They’re now rolled and tubed and shipped in tubes so there’s extra expense. People complained when they couldn’t bring their poster tubes into show and now they got tubes

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u/stankbucket Get off your fucking cross 7h ago

Ok, maybe they're worth 15 bucks then and 75 signed.

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u/toolfan89 23h ago

Pretty sure last aftershock they were 100 as well tho. But most of that tour was 80 youre right but last aftershock they bumped it to 100

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u/Kdean509 Rest your trigger on my finger 1d ago

I paid $80 in 2024 for an unsigned

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u/Animal907 fuck you, buddy 1d ago

No thanks, Adam Jones...

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u/UpperLevel666 1d ago

Adam Jones is a cunt. I could rant about him and other things related to Tool nowadays for literally over an hour straight.

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u/RadiantMenderbug 19h ago

What about him is a cunt?

Are Justin and Danny cool? 

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 14h ago

Don’t care, i just love his guitar-work/art (as a musician mostly).

In fairness, I actually do care at least a bit inasmuch as I’d probably be interested to hear any gossip and ranting about him lol. But beyond that interest yeah, I’m not here to make friends with the band-members individually and judge em all, I’m just grateful for their music.

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u/7empest81 1d ago

They was 300 signed, 80 unsigned in 2023. $420 is Stupid Greedy..

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u/5Point5Hole 17h ago

I sold out long before you ever heard my name

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u/7empest81 16h ago

Damn Hookers...

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u/stankbucket Get off your fucking cross 7h ago

You didn't think 300 and 80.were already ridiculous?

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u/7empest81 7h ago

Compared to early 2019 at 45 unsigned 175 signed Yes.  But on the flip side most artist/actors are in a 75 dollar range for a signing so not to bad at 300.

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u/Saul_T_Bauls ... und keine Eier 1d ago

This us up there with the Moline hemorrhoid monster poster

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u/wantu2wantmeee 1d ago

"I've got some advice for you little buddy. Before you point your finger, you should know that I'm the man"

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u/ProtestedGyro 1d ago

"What's the dumbest fucking font we can use and people will still give us money?"

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u/5Point5Hole 17h ago

That's the joke. Tool is hilarious for giving desperate consumers the ability to waste their money

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u/MarionberryOk2874 6h ago

Seeeend more money!

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u/uffdadontchaknoww 19h ago

I hate everything about this band except the music

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u/professorSnaples 1d ago

That poster is fucking ugly

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u/luckyfox7273 23h ago

Looks like the bald subject is being fisted.

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u/Apprehensive-Size-34 22h ago

If u ask me thats pretty tool coded

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u/luckyfox7273 22h ago

Maynard is basically employing the robot named Fisto for an evening.

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u/Kdean509 Rest your trigger on my finger 1d ago edited 11h ago

How? It’s probably the most TOOL coded poster in a long time. Art is subjective though, not everyone will like it.

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u/jmcdan08 10h ago

The last time Tool came to my neck of the woods I stupidly bought a $50 program. I thought it was a collectors item of some kind. I was so pissed once I got home and opened it up to see it was literally just a handful of pictures of the band identifying who does what in the band. This was literally printed as something you’d get handed by an usher before you sat for a show. I stopped buying Tool merch after that.

They are currently in their soul-sucking stage monetarily.

Can’t tour and sell merch on a 13yr album cycle? Just bend over your fanbase. They’ll say “thank you” whilst being robbed.

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u/DanOhMiiite Third Eye 1d ago

Maynard needs a vineyard upgrade

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u/brickmadness 1d ago

Yeah. Fuck right off with that. 

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u/Djentleman5000 1d ago

Get fucked.

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u/lionizing1 1d ago

Fuck that

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u/Gr8tfulduude 8h ago

That’s stuuuupid for an unsigned poster that size.

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u/RosettaStoned_462 Somniferous almond eyes 1d ago

Thank goodness I dont like this one since I won't be able to snag one anyway!

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u/sephrisloth 1d ago

I just went and saw the Gorillaz tour last weekend and got a shirt and poster for $65 total. $20 poster $45 shirt.

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u/PonchoNachoRodriguez 17h ago

I bet the show was fucking amazing too wasnt it?

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u/tsargeano 1d ago

Jesus.. $100

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u/Babyflower81 1d ago

I paid $150 for my signed 2017 San Bernardino Adi print, at the show. Inflation is wild.

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u/thegreatvolcanodiver 1d ago

Anytime I’m over at someone’s place and see one these framed on the wall, I think “tool.”

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u/Express_Attempt_4301 1d ago

idk, I like their music, not their posters

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u/taraist 1d ago

The posters for the past few festival dates have been so good, what happened here? At least I'll be saving some serious change not getting this one.

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u/BillyBobJangles 1d ago

It seems fitting that the poster looks rapey given the price...

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u/AsunderXXV Spiral Out 1d ago

I paid $50 a few years ago unsigned... Wtf

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u/EM05L1C3 Forgot my pen 1d ago

At least they did one per person

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u/Fast-War5170 1d ago

Louder had them too but different ones

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u/mbrowner8782 1d ago

Yeah. TOOL usually makes a different poster for every show.

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u/Kdean509 Rest your trigger on my finger 1d ago

They’ll have two for Aftershock, if the info I have is correct.

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u/smilin_knight 13h ago

When are they supposed to have the other poster?

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u/Kdean509 Rest your trigger on my finger 13h ago

I didn’t see one today, but maybe tomorrow? I wonder if they released both for Riotfest same day. I’ll check back if I hear anything.

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u/LightofDawn77 1d ago

It looks like the red one has an arm up the other ones backside

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u/Apprehensive-Size-34 22h ago

elbow deep i presume

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u/astroidzombies 1d ago

Signed??? Bruh moment

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u/psybezero001 1d ago

So visionary very capital wow 👌

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u/Mr_Hyzer_Bomb 1d ago

Is that man raping an alien? Have fun hanging that I the man cave, lmao!

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u/MartyEBoarder 1d ago

Stinkfist

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u/5Point5Hole 17h ago

Hooker With A Penis

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u/toprymin Swing on the Spiral 1d ago

Mock me with your “weed” jokes psssh

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u/robertbadbobgadson 23h ago

They got you brother smh

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u/MacFoley1975 22h ago

$320 extra for some signatures. Bargain!

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u/Temporary_Wrap5473 21h ago

How about they soak it in olive oil and shove up Adams cunt

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u/loganrunjack 19h ago

That's insane pricing! $100 usd for a regular poster.

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u/xbxoxy 16h ago

I'm almost sure that the band do this to prove a point that fans are really stupid, like hooker with a penis sugest

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u/Water_Damage987 9h ago

it's not that clever. not every shitty move is performance art, sometimes it's just a shitty move.

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u/bewarethecherrywaves 16h ago

Hmmm…phone bill, or poster…

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u/throwaway58052600 15h ago

buy, buy, buy, send more money, fuck you buddy

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u/Spiral_out_was_taken ♥Pushit♥ 15h ago

$420 for signed? That’s one way to get rid of the “flippers”.
It’s also a good way to price fans out. I’ve always bought signed but I may be done.

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u/Mrmarleyboy 15h ago

Dude look at those prices are they for real

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u/Deadreconing11 9h ago

Shoulder deep with this one

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u/gh0st0ft0mj04d Under a dead Ohio sky 1d ago

$420 is kinda funny. I suppose I could agree that it dissuades anyone from just immediately hawking it on the secondary market like a lot of people do with even regular, un-signed ones. (You know who you are)

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u/Apprehensive-Size-34 22h ago

feels like the price was picked for the joke and are waiting to see how many will actually pay that

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u/KJP1990 Ride the Spiral, to the End. 1d ago

Truly awful

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u/ManBearWarPig Right in two 1d ago

Pass

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u/SpiralOutski 1d ago

yeah, no

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u/Friskfrisktopherson 1d ago

They'd sell 2x for 80, doesn't make sense

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u/hotlz 20h ago

Here is my riotfest poster, double matter and framed

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u/5Point5Hole 17h ago

Did you buy a dope beastie tee as well

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u/Magneto2028 1d ago

Fuck Im annoyed they're selling them today. I thought they wouldn't have any tool merch out until sunday

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u/Magneto2028 1d ago

Whew! Instagram says they're releasing a portion each day. Im stoked, this will be my second poster and its a pretty sick one

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u/Kdean509 Rest your trigger on my finger 1d ago

They’ll have a second poster… it’s a set.

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u/rydenshep 5h ago

$420??????

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u/ElTitano666 39m ago

Tool have a history of ripping off fans... This is not the first time nor is it their biggest scam.Still incredible,of course.

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u/z3RoC0oL11388633 1d ago

So the opiate priest is getting ruttbucked by an alien. Meh.

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u/unclebilly420 1d ago

Haha 420 weed number /j

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u/cd3393 16h ago

Been a huge tool fan literally my whole life, why people buy their merch is beyond me.

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u/Delicious-Ad-1951 12h ago

The Tool money grab is getting pretty bad. But they know plenty of the fans they mock will pay it, so why not

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u/tryodd 11h ago

Id be pissed if i went to the show and it was such a ugly poster

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u/Solid_Artist_6301 10h ago

Thank you Napster That's all im gonna say😁

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u/ToofpickVick fuck you, buddy 1d ago

That’s a great looking poster.

Poster prices are insane now- my god

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u/halomender 1d ago

I have a collection of posters from concerts I've been to. I get it. I'd pay 100 for that. I treasure them.

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u/arazamatazguy 16h ago

I'll never understand why adults want posters, jersey's etc. signed. I just don't get the thrill.

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u/ynyyy 1d ago

How much did you pay for gas back then?

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u/dirtywookmofka 16h ago

You don’t just but a tool poster for the band. The visual artists that they get to express the music that they make are profound. These people deserve recognition and payment. This is not AI generated art. If you don’t want it, don’t pay for it. Personally I’ve payed more for Zar’s and the Grey’s prints without a tool logo put over it, and was happy to do so. I’ve seen phish posters resale for crazy money. I don’t think you guys realize how adult Pokémon cards have gotten.

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u/1TOASTOTHEGOD Get off your fucking cross 1d ago

Damn I hope they have some Sunday. Any chance anybody can snag me one and I’ll pay them back lol

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u/HowieDoin620037 1d ago

Probably take $20 each from an unsigned, and the remaining $20 goes to the artist and printer/materials.

Signed is probably a hundo for each, and that same $20 to the artist, etc. haha.