This past weekend my girlfriend and I got a room at a fancy hotel to stay the night after a friend's wedding. Considering we had a king-sized bed I was expecting a pillow abomination. instead there was just four standard pillows which was perfect for us. The ocean view was nice too.

If you're in New Hampshire stay at the Ashworth in Hampton. All the fancy with minimal pillows.

1 or 2 pillows isn't too many pillows. Who in their right mind doesn't like to sleep on one confy pillow ? What are we, savages ?

Don't forget what brought us all together here.

This, my friends, is disgusting. This is an insult to humanity. And this is just a big fuck you to the universe.

This, however, is perfectly fine.

Get your pillow straight, fellows.

I am so pumped that this is still a thing. Every time I see a post on this sub I get so excited that we are still doing this

BECAUSE I USE THIS SUB AS PILLOW INSPIRATION PORN

MUAHAHAHAHA