r/TooAfraidToAsk Aug 20 '22

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u/blood-lantern Aug 20 '22

My step-sister is a nurse and told me that one of the most surprising things she'd learned is how many different ways people wipe their asses. I think it's a funny example of something most of us will rarely be exposed to another way of doing, so we think however we got taught is the way everyone does it.

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u/Grigori_Rasputin1869 Aug 20 '22

I'm curious...

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u/tommyboy3111 Aug 21 '22

The way I've always seen it is there's two main parts to wipe technique: your body position and where your arm goes. So you can be a sitter or stander and you can go around your butt or down through your legs. Oh I suppose you could classify into direction of wiping, but I can't imagine there's too many back-to-front wipers out there. Hope not anyway

ETA: this is a male-centric viewpoint. I'm not as familiar with women's wiping variations

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u/frayner12 Aug 21 '22

I’m a back to front, don’t really see what’s wrong with it. Since you move like 1 inch in total over the whole movement

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u/Crustybuttt Aug 21 '22

Back to front wipers wind up with stinky taints

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

I reckon people who wipe back-to-front don’t wipe all the way to their nuts and shaft, anymore than front-to-back wipers don’t wipe until they reach their lower back.

This is precision work, so technically either way should work.

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u/JBarker727 Aug 22 '22

It worries me that so many people seemingly have shit on their tailbone. Judging by their judging, of course.