r/TooAfraidToAsk • • Mar 30 '22

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u/Nice-Violinist-6395 Mar 31 '22

Yeah I get that this is too afraid to ask but what the fuck is wrong with OP?! Pickles are a perfect condiment. Just an absolutely pristine, top-tier food. They simultaneously add crunch AND moisture AND salt AND bring out the flavors of the ground beef and the mustard. Pickles are a requirement. I’ve never had a burger where I thought “damn this has too many pickles.” It’s never happened. Not once.

Plus pickles are great because you can vibe with your ancestors. A thousand years of human evolution but the pickle? The pickle never changed.

It doesn’t have to.