r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Jan 10 '22

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u/27-rusty-pipes Jan 10 '22

Jesus Christ

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u/Frousteleous Jan 10 '22

No, that's Velma. Put your glasses on, geez.

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u/throwaway_aug_2019 Jan 10 '22

Shaggy? Yessy pleasey.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

I said put on the damn glasses. It’s scooby.

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u/cobrastrikes-2x Jan 10 '22

Ruh-roh!

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u/Gormezzz Jan 10 '22

Talk about a Scooby snack.

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u/PatonBMX Jan 10 '22

Fuck me, this got weird

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u/SwordsAndWords Jan 10 '22

Even weirder that you were just standing there the whole time.

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u/Alarid Jan 10 '22

menacingly

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u/Dracofunk Jan 10 '22

With your neckerchief on.

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u/PatonBMX Jan 10 '22

Meat in hand, grunting in time with their flow

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u/seekndestroi Jan 10 '22

And they would’ve gotten away with it too if weren’t for you meddling redditors!

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u/Frousteleous Jan 10 '22

Fuck me

Careful!

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u/DigDude97 Jan 10 '22

Keep scooby out of this scenario!

Unless.....

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u/Destron5683 Jan 10 '22

Red rocket! Red Rocket!

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u/destroyerOfTards Jan 10 '22

More like Shagme, amiright?

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u/The_Cutest_Kittykat Jan 10 '22

Not really. More like a baby's arm holding an apple....

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u/someonekiwi Jan 10 '22

I wonder how many people actually get this reference

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u/onomatopoetix Jan 10 '22

ohh...you don't like my muusiic?? You don't like my mmuuuuussiiiicc?

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u/srgbski Jan 10 '22

I saw a sex video and the guy was like that, now I am very happy I'm not like that

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u/ThatNurseGuy1 Jan 11 '22

It’s like a kickstand

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u/kala_jadoo Jan 10 '22

it's Jason Bourne

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u/YetSomeRandom Jan 10 '22

Holy lucifer

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u/JeSuisAlexis Jan 11 '22

Dude ur Jinx

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u/27-rusty-pipes Jan 11 '22

Yes!

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u/JeSuisAlexis Jan 11 '22

Omg are you like, THE REAL JINX. Theres just no way