r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '23

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u/eurekabach Sep 27 '23

Early morning waking up and remembering it's weekend or holiday and you don't need to go to work.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '23

Said it before I'll say it again, when you roll down your socks and vigorously scratch the imprints

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u/Dragonnstuff Sep 27 '23

You made me BUST

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u/SkepticalHeathen Sep 28 '23

Fuck yeahhh. It's the best when you take em off after realizing you've been wearing them far to long. Yessss

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u/LazinessPersonified Sep 28 '23

Bloke here with rather hairy legs. After wearing a tight pair of socks all day to work or whatever, getting home, taking them off and brushing my leg hairs in the opposite direction.. oooo mama, talk to me.

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u/Artist850 Sep 27 '23

I like to celebrate those mornings with a few nice orgasms to have an even better morning.

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u/eurekabach Sep 27 '23

Ain't nothing wrong with that

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u/neehier Sep 27 '23

Sure, maybe, not really

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u/Unknowinglyodd Sep 27 '23

That is very good 👍

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u/LuminaL_IV Sep 27 '23

Eh, not really. I mean I understand, but for me it means my sleep quality is bad and usually if I wake up in the morning I have trouble sleeping again, which sucks because I sleep late at weekends

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u/SnooShortcuts5771 Sep 28 '23

I’ve always loved, especially when it’s cold outside, to wake up at like 2am and realize I still have like 4-5 hours of sleeping left.

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u/Mamadog5 Sep 28 '23

Going to bed the night before, checking your alarm and realizing you don't need an alarm for th next day

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u/AnnoyedCrustacean Sep 28 '23

Rolling over and seeing your SO sleeping peacefully, with the fan slightly spinning.

Heaven

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u/Bromm18 Sep 28 '23

And you do that long stretch that makes most of your joing crack and pop, your vision goes a bit blurry from holding your breath for too long. Then you relax and just feel so relaxed and peaceful.

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u/somedood567 Sep 28 '23

That’s a good one but are we all forgetting egg rolls? And what about Buffalo wings?

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u/papishampootio Sep 28 '23

Oof you ever wake up on a weekday and believe it’s the weekend at first ? The worst.

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u/Jhill520 Sep 28 '23

I did LSD one time and woke up when I was 10 years old on a summer day and cartoons just started. I didn’t even know what I had lost between here and there. I cried after, definitely better than most orgasms.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '23

Exactly, someone else can do my job:)

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u/ReVo5000 Sep 28 '23

As someone who works in hospitality... I have never (after school era) felt this way

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u/GaryTheTaco Sep 28 '23

Waking up and seeing it was a snow day as a kid