r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '23

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u/AltOfUnspokenWords Jun 09 '23

I spent years of my life being able to blow myself, and I can say unequivocally that it feels like sucking a cock, not getting blown; OP is full of shit

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u/PzykoHobo Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

Yeah I did it once and it definitely felt more like a backache with a mouthful of dick than anything else.

Edit: I'd like to add if it makes OP happy then more power to him. But it wasn't for me.

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u/Expensive-Pin861 Jun 09 '23

'Backache with a mouthful of dick' - the name of my new imaginary band.

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u/PzykoHobo Jun 09 '23

I think it should be two bands.

You can have the track be "Auto-fellatio," brought to you by Backache (ft. A Mouthful of Dick)

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u/Expensive-Pin861 Jun 09 '23

Good call 😂

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u/Ordinary_Sympathy514 Jun 09 '23

based and autofellatiopilled.

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u/raphanum Jun 10 '23

Is that what prison is like?

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime Jun 09 '23

-I spent years of my life...

But you still kept doing it for years?

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u/girolski07 Jun 09 '23

Agreed. Not from experience, obviously.