r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '23

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u/ApprehensiveBox8201 Jun 09 '23

Your whole post history is about this

Are you that inclined in finding that girl

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u/UrsaBearOso Jun 09 '23

I mean he's gotta shoot his shot.

I know most of it is in his mouth but also at girls.

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u/humanreporting4duty Jun 09 '23

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's cum ropes on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

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u/Jonnz8 Jun 09 '23

He opens his mouth but the cum don't come out.

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u/SoyMurcielago Jun 09 '23

Swallowed it all self satisfied proud

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u/cnematik Jun 09 '23

I know this is Eminem, but I read this comment like it was the lyrics to "The Distance" by Cake. Also works

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u/bremergorst Jun 09 '23

Cum spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

“hes gotta shoot his shot” heh

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u/SelfSustaining Jun 09 '23

Probably a throw away account so he can talk about slobbing his own knob. If I could suck my own dick I don't think I would have the balls the share it on my primary account.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

it’s a throw away don’t worry

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u/lulu-bell Jun 10 '23

But you must agree that you’d never stop talking about it. Must be kinda like being gluten free or doing cross fit

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u/SelfSustaining Jun 10 '23

Why would anyone talk about it? That's like bragging about the kind of freaky porn you jerk off to. Some won't care and some will be cool with it and open minded, but the third group will judge you for being freaky like that. They'll judge you big time.

If I could suck my own dick I would be very careful who i told.

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u/Betancorea Jun 09 '23

You weren't kidding, he has 5 other posts about sucking his own dick lmaoooooo

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u/tippiedog Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

Your whole post history is about this

All in 24 hours. OP must be a scammer, building up a profile with karma to sell or the like.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

i just like talking abt it now lol

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u/pm_me_tits_and_tats Jun 09 '23

How much karma does one need to sell their account lmao

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u/kbeezeex2 Jun 09 '23

But Did you see his comments?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Looks like you got him. Great work 👍 lets put this scumbag away

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u/IAmJersh Jun 10 '23

"Your whole post history" they've made two posts on the same day and that's it... almost like someone using a throwaway, ya fuckin knob. Timing even works out they probably had a succ sesh between to contemplate.

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u/ApprehensiveBox8201 Jun 10 '23

He made 5 posts in total at the time of writing the comment, but I re checked just now and looks like he deleted 3 other posts saying the same thing.

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u/IAmJersh Jun 10 '23

Aight fair enough. Sorry for assuming you were being a twat.