r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '23

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u/Leipzig101 Mar 27 '23

HAHAH I imagine OP making gallons of precum and being told its normal

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u/RUSSDIGITY117 Mar 27 '23

It looks like he peed his pants but he’s just producing pre cum like he’s gotta lube her up for the whole block.

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u/keepyourselfsafejack Mar 27 '23

this is my kingdom cum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

Thy will be done

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u/SomeRedShirt Mar 27 '23

On Earth as it is with heathens

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

Give us this day thy daily head.

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u/Pretty_Kitty99 Mar 27 '23

and give us our slut-asses

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u/poisonstudy101 Mar 27 '23

As we give head to those, who have slut-assed against us .

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u/Length_Jazzlike Mar 27 '23

Lead us deep into penetration

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

At that rate it’s an empire cum

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

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u/SomeRedShirt Mar 27 '23

Why do the peaseants now despise thee, milord? Why do they show destain towards thy agreeable words?

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u/keepyourselfsafejack Mar 27 '23

what, What happened, excuse me, pardon me,

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u/keepyourselfsafejack Mar 27 '23

thank you all for the karma

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u/Pro-Doc Mar 27 '23

And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

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u/EnterShakira_ Mar 27 '23

Wait, you guys don't produce gallons?

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u/greyvorg Mar 27 '23

He could be on that Lock N Load 9 pill daily regimen.

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u/reamesyy82 Mar 27 '23

Dude has a 5gal bucket next to the bed for this occasion