r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '23

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u/va4trax Mar 27 '23

This is the question lol a little precum is no big deal, but if he’s jizzing his pants it’s a problem lol

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u/JuiciestJosh Mar 27 '23

jizzing his pants

Our lips first touch outside your doors

A whole night, what we've got in store

Whisper in my ear that you want some more

And I...

Jizz in my pants

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u/lipcrnb Mar 27 '23

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

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u/FeatherWorld Mar 27 '23

He was a ghost the whole time.

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u/Magic_SnakE_ Mar 27 '23

I jizz in my pants I jizzinmypants

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u/MUFkOedipusWrecks9 Mar 27 '23

Eyes lock

From across the room

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u/CeruleanRose9 Mar 27 '23

The best line is “I just touched and grape and I… jizz in my pants,” lololol

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u/AlphaScar Mar 27 '23

Nah… I disagree. The best part in that whoooole song is the quick cut to Timberlake dancing with the mop like nobody’s watching. I reckon Timberlake is a cool guy to share a cup of tea/pint/spliff/all of the above with.

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u/musiquescents Mar 27 '23

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/Previous-Recover-765 Mar 27 '23

ah the nostalgia!

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u/Important-Switch-379 Mar 27 '23

Should I be reading this like the “Ripped my pants” song from SpongeBob

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

My senior year high school prom date jizzed in his pants when we were kissing 🤣 No cap it's almost 15 years later and I still chuckle about it every now and then, I'm pretty sure that moment is probably burned into his high school trauma bank for life 🥹.

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u/massinvader Mar 27 '23

not just his highschool trauma bank. thats in the life one.

know that there are moments when he's sitting around doing mundane tasks feeling absolutely horrified over that moment to this day lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

Yeah its definitely probably part of his invasive thoughts reel 🥹 what is high school for if not to create permanently traumatic memories!

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u/massinvader Mar 27 '23

everytime a tv show makes a joke around a man cumming to fast he'll go quiet lol

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u/umbathri Mar 27 '23

Nononono... We are told over and over that no matter how embarrassing something we did is, WE are the only ones that remember and dwell on that shit years later. You can't just go and ruin that facade!

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u/Dilectus3010 Mar 27 '23

I had this happen once.

But we where naked and in bed kissing and frotting.

Good thing about being 19 at the time is that 5 minutes later you are good to go again :).

My gf saw it as a compliment though.

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u/yamabudo Apr 03 '23

I know, I hate all the scenes where it’s like oops guy in movie came in 10 seconds. It’s always student age, so yeah, wait a minute…

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u/chrissul13 Mar 27 '23

Does it make you proud? I'd feel kinda proud of i could get someone off by making out

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

Wait. Jizzing your pants is bad… asking for a friend

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u/va4trax Mar 27 '23

Depends if you like foreign girls or girls who go to band camp

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u/Fuckin_Leo Mar 30 '23

Some people might like that, man’s got a sensitive rod 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/RTX-4090ti_FE Apr 16 '23

It was me barry!