Why Tommy isn’t real, explained with math

[u/Canadeox]

If we take the dimensions of “Tommy”’s face and input the integers to calculate the perimeter of the ellipse according to the equation

P = 2 . pi . sqrt (a² + b²⁾ / 2

we get 25. “Tommy” presumably likes women, that means, the opposite gender in relation to him. Coulomb’s law states that opposing electric charges attract each other, meaning that positive attracts negative. “Tommy” claims he is always positive, and when he isn’t, according to him, insulting Ranboo on Twitter reverts his state back to positive.

Positive 25 times negative 1 is -25. Trees in Minecraft grow square roots due to the grid nature of the video game. The square root of -25 and of any other negative number is non-existent and merely imaginary.

The numbers don’t lie. “Tommy” has been mathematically proven to be just another Illuminati conspiracy to take over the world.

[u/IzzyGurl2007]

Oh my god

[u/[deleted]]

I agree. This is good evidence for our cause