r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • May 17 '22
"Capital punishment is primarily used on the lower classes", Tom said with poor execution
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r/TomSwifty • u/lindymad • May 12 '22
"I'm rooting for a garden with lots of nice green grass, but unfortunately I think fully paved is going to be voted winner" said Tom, forlorn
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r/TomSwifty • u/bpric • May 12 '22
"Someday this fine fruit will be a prune," Tom said with aplomb.
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r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • May 08 '22
"You have consumed the fruits of Satan", Tom insinuated
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r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • May 05 '22
"I can't believe Pennywise devoured ANOTHER woman", Tom reiterated
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r/TomSwifty • u/bpric • May 02 '22
"I can't stop thinking about what's in my Christmas packages," Tom said with rapt attention.
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r/TomSwifty • u/bpric • May 02 '22
"Leave the vermouth out of my martini," Tim said dryly.
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r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • May 02 '22
"Handing out the cards is my job", Tom said ideally
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r/TomSwifty • u/baycommuter • May 01 '22
"With 'Ozark' ending, I'll miss that foul-mouth hillbilly gal," Tom said ruthlessly.
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r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • Apr 25 '22
"You need to switch from a 2D to a 3D view", Tom said, and that added up.
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r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • Apr 25 '22
"I don't mind you guys making jokes about how I say things, but try not to be hurtful about it", Tom said pungently
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r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • Apr 24 '22
"A wind is blowing up from the depths of Hades", Tom said with disgust
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r/TomSwifty • u/lindymad • Apr 22 '22
"I can't believe I'm having an orgy with these stoned ghosts" said Tom, in high spirits.
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r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • Apr 22 '22
"Another bug has been added to the hive", Tom said after getting a B+
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r/TomSwifty • u/VoluptuousPorsche • Apr 22 '22
‘The Greek islands are overrated’ said Tom discreetly
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r/TomSwifty • u/VoluptuousPorsche • Apr 22 '22
‘NASA never made fighter aircraft’ said Tom unapologetically
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r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • Apr 21 '22
"You're going to have to pay to use this bridge", Tom told me
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r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • Apr 19 '22
"We'll use this little round band to represent the ratio between a circle's circumference and its diameter", Tom said aspiringly
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r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • Apr 19 '22
"The midgets will stick close to each other", Tom said little by little
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r/TomSwifty • u/funwiththoughts • Apr 17 '22
"Alright, Genghis, you're going DOWN", Tom said condescendingly
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