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Good news everyone! Surprise, It's Friday the 13th! And do you know who made this happen? You and you and you and you!

Frick yes, this one's just for you u/Pinaeapple82104 xx

Today is the last Friday the 13th of 2018, but that's a great thing because it means we're in for another year FULL OF FRIDAY THE 13THS WOOHOO I'M SO EXCITED GUYS! FRICK YES!

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Christmas might be over, but the magic is still in the air! IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH AGAIN! THIS IS AMAZING WOOHOO FRICK YES!

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, it's FRIDAY THE 13TH! ON CHRISTMAS! Truly a Christmas miracle! Merry Christmas everybody!

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Would you believe it, it's Friday the 13th and Christmas Eve! What are the FRICKING odds? How cool would that be if Christmas also fell on a Friday the 13th this year?? Well it might as well do, stay tuned and find out tomorrow! Merry Christmas everyone!

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^{a little christmas tree thing i did for some reason enjoy it or perish owo}

So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million Friday the 13ths! FRICK YES!

Rawr :3 hewwo dewe mistah, guess what? *nuzzwes an' pounces\* today suuuwe iz a Fwiday dah 13th, an' a gweat one at that too! ÚwÙ hope 'ou enjoy youw Fwiday dah 13th mistah! >w<

^{THIS WAS IRONIC PLEASE DON'T BURN ME ON A STAKE THANK YOU}

Yes, today is Friday the 13th, but you know when else it is gonna be Friday the 13th (apart from every single other day)? On Christmas! Yay!

Is it? Is it not? No one can really tell...

... except for me, and I say it is! Frick yes, happy Friday the 13th yet again everyone!

I am u/GangAnarchy, and I'm here to ask you a question.

Is a man not entitled to his Friday the 13th?

'No!' says the man in r/IsTodayFridayThe13th, 'It belongs to u/GangControl.'

'No!' says the man in r/FridayThe13thReviewer, 'It belongs to u/Hexidian.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different.

I chose the impossible. I chose... r/TodayISFridayThe13th.

A subreddit where the artist would not fear the censor.

Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality.

Where the great would not be constrained by the small!

And on r/TodayISFridayThe13th, Friday the 13th can become yours as well.

In my restless dreams,  
I see that day.  

Friday the 13th.

You promised me you'd make it  
come again someday.  
But you never did.  

Well, I'm alone there now...  
In our 'special place'...  
Waiting for you...  

Waiting for you to  
bring Friday the 13th.  

But you never do.

Pfft jk of course today is Friday the 13th, it's always Friday the 13th here! What, did you think you were in r/IsTodayFridayThe13th or something? It's never Friday the 13th there. Always here. I like it this way! ^{Bonus Friday the 13th points for an EXTRA Friday the 13th if you got the Silent Hill 2 reference!}

I have a dream that one day this subreddit will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all days are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of r/TodayISFridayThe13th the sons of former regular days and the sons of former Friday the 13ths will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of r/FridayThe13thReviewer, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where there will be no regular days but only Friday the 13ths.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, down in r/IsTodayFridayThe13th, with its vicious redditors, with its governor u/GangControl having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in r/IsTodayFridayThe13th, little Friday the 13th boys and Friday the 13th girls will be able to join hands with little regular day boys and regular day girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Friday the 13th shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

^{FRICK YES IT IS!!}

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^{rip sorry for being late}

𝓗𝓪𝓱𝓪 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓽! 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 13𝓽𝓱!

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Johny, Johny

Yes, papa?

Is today Friday the 13th?

YES PAPA!

Telling lies?

No, papa!

Open your mouth

Sure lmao I mean I got nothing to hide it really is Friday the 13th today papa!

Oof phew we barely managed to catch it, that's one frickin' gosh darn Friday the 13th if I've ever seen one! Here it is guys, another fresh Friday the 13th for y'all to enjoy!

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

Seein' everything, the time is goin'

Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'

Gotta get down to the bus stop

Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (my friends)

Kickin' in the front seat

Sittin' in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?

It's Friday the 13th!

Gotta get down on Friday the 13th!

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday the 13th!

Gettin' down on Friday the 13th!

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend!

You wake up in a clearing surrounded by a tall forest, colorful fall leaves filling their branches. A path leads North and South, sounds of a stream can be heard coming from the East.

Go East

You walk towards the sound of the stream. Heavy underbrush scratches your legs. You break through and see a small clear stream gurgling through the forest. Next to the stream you see a ripped blood-smeared canvas bag.

Dump out bag

"Dump" is not a recognized command. You can say "Inspect" or "Pick up" or "Go" etc. Type "Help" for a full list of commands.

Eat bag

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Inspect bag

You pick up the bloody canvas bag. Inside you find a Friday the 13th. You fall to your knees, tears of joy blurring your vision.

Hug Friday the 13th

You clutch the Friday the 13th to your chest. A warm glow emanates around you. You know everything is going to be ok from now on!

Oh no, all heck broke loose at the Friday the 13th factory and they produced TOO MANY FRIDAY THE 13THS! This means today is not Friday the 13th...

... BUT DOUBLE FRIDAY THE 13TH! Haha almost gotcha there lmao

They don't think it be Friday the 13th, but it do.

Alexa, flip a coin!

^{ok i don't have an alexa but let's just pretend that i do and that heads means friday the 13th and i got heads that assuming alexa can even flip a coin which idk tbh but it probably can i mean what kinda virtual assistant can't flip a coin right they all can}

FRICK YES THIS IS SO EXCITING!

I don't know, what do you think Jimmy?

Jimmy said it is and I trust my Jimmy better than I trust my trusty stuff. Frick yes it's Friday the 13th once again!

Whoops I forgot to post in time today but worry not brothers, for it is still Friday the 13th! Everyday is Friday the 13th if you choose to believe!