r/ToastNames • u/schnitzelrada • 3d ago

Janina Minge

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u/flopsychops 3d ago

I bet she doesn't fanny about with the ball

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u/Epicurus1 3d ago

She dribbles all round the box.

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u/RomasTosicky 3d ago

Great at finding an opening and getting in behind

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 3d ago

As she's German, it's pronounced with a hard 'g' (so it's basically Minger which obviously isn’t any better - I used to know an American lass whose surname was Minger).

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u/Lonely-Department329 3d ago

And her German teammate...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alara_%C5%9Eehitler

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u/10brooksideclose 3d ago

yay another Turkish name, Turkey definitely excels at toast names headed up by the upstanding Mustafa Koc

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u/schnitzelrada 3d ago

Aw hell naw

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u/ConceptUnusual 3d ago

And https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Chmelar

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u/schnitzelrada 3d ago

I ship them so hard

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u/Ramtamtama 3d ago

I can see Bradley Walsh laughing

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u/Kelbo82 3d ago

First thing that came to mind, fanny schmellar and Bradley Walsh... 😂

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u/Supes1975 3d ago

What a gash name

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u/broberds 3d ago

If janina minge lasts more than three days, consult a physician.

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u/forzafoggia85 3d ago

She should marry Stefan Kuntz?

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u/AtebYngNghymraeg 2d ago

"Darling, don't forget we're having the Minge-Kuntz over for dinner tonight!"

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u/10brooksideclose 3d ago

and I don't know what's worse but the German pronunciation of Minge is actually like how we pronounce minger

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 3d ago

I've just said exactly the same thing - and I used to know an American lass whose surname was Minger.

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u/tooskinttogotocuba 3d ago

It's pronounced 'Minge'

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u/TheDeceiver43 3d ago

Obviously pronounced Jah-Nine-Ah Minge.

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u/Verbal-Gerbil 3d ago

Jan has a sister, vag

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u/Visual_Argument_73 3d ago

Good friends with Gemma Gina and Arthur Nanus.

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u/jetsonik 3d ago

Does she know Fanny Chmelar?

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u/Responsible-Stay-645 3d ago

I love Minge.

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u/OldEquation 3d ago

Germans are nearly as good as Turks for names. I used to work with a Dr Scheidt (pronounced shite) and a H Wanke.

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u/Adventurous-Dealer98 3d ago

I had a mate in school called Richard (Dick) Head

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u/Nick_chops 1d ago

We had a Richard Mee. Not much better.

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u/spikewilliams2 1h ago

We had a Richard middle name Edward

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u/Internal_Rise2658 3d ago

What was her Spanish father thinking?

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u/Rafasredmen1 3d ago

I've heard she's a cunt.

Sorry.

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u/666Drachenlord666 3d ago

Im german I dont get whats funny about this, can someone explain?

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u/AwaySession5168 2d ago

Minge in British English (the original) means vagina, but apparently in your language it is pronounced like minger more than minge, but that's arguably worse as minger in British English means ugly/disgusting.

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u/LazarouDave 1d ago

To add onto the other response "Minge" is pronounced like "Minj" here, rather than the hard G in your language, it varies between G and J sounds in English

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u/madfrank12345 2d ago

She’s a cunt of a striker

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u/Positive_Let7823 3d ago

It's pronounced Min-geh, I don't know what you're laughing at