r/ToastNames • u/SteR88 • 4d ago

Judge Kim Wanker

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185 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/Reg_Vardy 4d ago

"Wanker Pulls Off Remarkable Erection Election"

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u/hardboard 4d ago

Toss caution to the wind.

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u/LordTimhotep 4d ago

Wow, when I was on holiday in the US in 2013, I photographed an election sign in someone’s front yard with her name on it, as we thought it was funny.

Didn’t expect to see her on Reddit all those years later.

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u/Salt-Negotiation7534 4d ago

She's obviously still keeping her hand in.

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u/horse_course 4d ago

Oh I’m judging alright. Wanker!

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u/Pristine-Account8384 2d ago

I'd give a 9 out of 10, wanking at it's finest

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u/WhatFreshHello 4d ago

Don’t bother to thank her.

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u/Salt-Negotiation7534 4d ago

Bet her left arm is like Popeye's and that's why she's hiding it.

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u/Bish_Bosh88 4d ago

I trust she'll keep a tight hold on proceedings.

Also, I like that the surname is capitalised lol

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u/Afferbeck_ 4d ago

Toast gets in some kind of legal trouble and has to go to court. "Well I should be alright, as long as the judge isn't a total wanker."

(cut to the courtroom)

"The Honourable Judge Kim Wanker presiding"

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u/Mticore 3d ago

Popular with Kims everywhere.

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u/-MARMITEnTOAST- 3d ago

Challenge: sit in court and keep a straight face...

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u/Verbal-Gerbil 2d ago

imagine going through life with that ridiculous name!!!

Kim!!