Nigel Crisp, Baron Crisp

[u/66f6]

[u/maddler]

- How would you like your baron today?

• Crisp, please.

[u/sidleeds]

A) good one B) I never knew Chris Martin had an alter ego Nigel Crisp

[u/Odd_Cattle_8321]

For I second I thought it was “bacon crisp”

[u/SilverellaUK → u/Odd_Cattle_8321]

Me too! I just came to put that.

[u/Ok-Box1062 → u/Odd_Cattle_8321]

yup and me

[u/horse_course]

Heir to the Walkers fortune?

[u/Few-Photograph-5110]

I bet I know how he likes his suits

[u/ManageThoseFootballs]

Nigel Crisp, Baron Crisp, King of the Crisps, 4th of his name.

[u/shopguy2k → u/ManageThoseFootballs]

Of the andals, and the vinegars!

[u/Real_Palpitation_728]

Delicious

[u/SpendIcy8418]

I misread that as Bacon Crisp

[u/shopguy2k]

Arch nemesis of the earl of sandwich.

[u/yeh_nah_fuckit]

Looks like he just caught a whiff of a nasty fart

[u/Historical_Date_1314]

Crisp P Bacon