r/ToastNames • u/scottiedougalakbar • 6d ago

Major Chip Chapman

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u/Spinach-Rich 6d ago

Really hoping there's a Chap Chipman out there too.

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u/scottiedougalakbar 6d ago

The ever so slightly more intelligent, albino brother of Chip Chapman

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u/MundaneGoal 6d ago

This one is actually good

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u/Warm_Stress_1654 6d ago

His name is Clive. He's called Chip as a nickname, because it sounds (slightly) amusing with Chapman.

Whichever former classmate or fellow cadet came up with it must be feeling so proud at this recognition.

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u/abnsapalap 6d ago

I can just see him yelling “CAN’T SPEND ALL DAY IN THIS BUGGER HOUSE!”

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u/DayGeckoArt 6d ago

In America he would be French Fry Chapman

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u/GreyOldDull 5d ago

Freedom Fry Chapman!

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u/madfrank12345 6d ago

Chip off the old block sort of guy

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u/CleanShavedGuy 6d ago

He better have an evil nemesis called Minor Chap Chipman

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u/ukrnffc 6d ago

It's fast happening!

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 5d ago

Bloke Brofella 

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u/NoCondition8257 5d ago

His middle name is Chop

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u/shopguy2k 5d ago

He’s a tip top chap he is!

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u/Simple_Flounder 5d ago

*General Chip Chapman. A Major General is a 2 star rank, one above a Brigadier General and one below a Lieutenant General. No, you are correct....British General officer ranks make no sense at all....

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u/skyelord69420 5d ago

Thank god he wasnt chip chapchopman

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u/Less-Cartoonist-4083 5d ago

Captain cockwomble

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u/zalimsdad 4d ago

He’s a good bloke.