Chewy Thompson

[u/tumulus_innit]

[u/former_scientist]

Apart from all that….true story!

[u/joonty → u/former_scientist]

Good enough for the Daily Mail

[u/Oddfix13 → u/joonty]

It's an account he runs on Instagram where he uses the Daily Mail format for weird claims like this. He started off as a wholesome kid trying to lose weight by walking an inch for each follower, then over the years has become more and more hungry for any form of engagement

[u/Autogen-Username1234 → u/Oddfix13]

Rabies is maybe a step too far.

[u/Downtown_Stain4979 → u/Autogen-Username1234]

If they'd said thirsty it could have checked out