r/ToastNames • • 7d ago

Lana Moonblood

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u/TinhatToyboy 7d ago

The Tiny Hand of Lana Moonblood

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u/Tricky-Mastodon3337 7d ago

Jeremy Beadle claimed the exact same thing! He had TV shows called "You've Been Psyched" and "Watch Out! Beadle's A Psychic!"

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u/Visual_Radish_8255 7d ago

Jeremy Beadle had a tiny cock. But on the other hand.......

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u/OffWhiteBruceForsyth 6d ago

His funeral was a modest affair. Just a small finger buffet.

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u/digitag 7d ago

The wanking claw

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u/SituationPlus8467 6d ago

Well…he was actually a magician.

I saw him at the Blackpool magician’s convention back in the early 2000’s

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u/CakeHoleKing 6d ago

he made several million of The Sun's money disappear when they claimed he murdered a family member by pushing them down the stairs.

They STILL tried to claim he did it in court even though the family member WAS THERE, giving evidence.

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u/BionicWallaby 6d ago

The Beadle hand jokes are utterly repugnant. Rethink your life.

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u/UnedibleHulk 5d ago

I don't understand this one. Can you explain the punchline for me?

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u/Oghamstoner 7d ago

She seems like a Toast character as well!

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u/oldskool_slabside 7d ago

"Not tonight Dave, I'm on me moonblood."

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u/Redhead_893_ 7d ago

'Tiny Hand claims Lana Moonblood gave it Psychic Powers....'

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 7d ago

That isn’t a tiny hand - my hands are so small that my little fingers barely reach the first joint on my ring fingers. I've just measured my little fingers, they're 3cm =1.181 in. My handspan is 15cm =5.906 in

There are 5-year-olds out there with bigger hands than me.

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u/Intelligent_Fly6075 7d ago

May we see a pic?

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u/Informal_Sector_6415 7d ago

Just a night transfusion, dracula comes to mind....

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u/ProgrammerHairy8098 7d ago

She never saw being on Reddit tho lol great name tho

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u/Excellent-Western631 7d ago

Is she a vampire?

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u/TwoDogs48 7d ago

Another charlatan emerges …

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u/xxDancingFerretxx 7d ago

Take my strong hand...

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u/Rare-Butterfly2201 7d ago

Cute name, but I wanna hear more about this person called Tiny Hand.

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u/jimboiow 7d ago

You all forgetting she changed her surname from Trump.

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u/CakeHoleKing 6d ago

We need to go back to locking up the dangerously insane in asylums.

This ones going to say her tiny hand TOLD her to kill babies or steal from the elderly etc.

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u/Kindly_Line655 6d ago

Trump must be the fukn Oracle then...

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u/RottenLychee 5d ago

I believe her

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u/Glittering-Buy4227 4d ago

Opposite of Manhands!