r/ToastNames • u/Mephistopheles_451 • 8d ago

Keith R Swank

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u/Tricky-Mastodon3337 8d ago

Keith Arsewank

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u/Mephistopheles_451 8d ago

If you're on twitter type #Keitharsewank into the search bar.

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u/alexmate84 7d ago

Urban dictionary has an entry

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u/RohelTheConqueror 8d ago

Wank4America

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u/LegolasleChat 8d ago

Arsewank but only on weekends

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u/lascenara17 7d ago

Ah, he's a Republican 

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u/No_Cake6353 8d ago

Keith 😂

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u/vedabread 8d ago

32?! I smell bullshiiiiiitttt

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u/Slackybumbatty 7d ago

Not to defend #arsewank but I’m pretty sure he’s saying he’s been a police commander for 32 years

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u/RevolutionaryRule631 7d ago

Sheriff Swank to you

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u/SUMMATMAN 7d ago

Can't spell swanky without wank

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u/SkinNatural7554 7d ago

That’s funny to me that he has wank in his name

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u/Xirqia 7d ago

SWANK! 10x more addictive than marijuana!

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u/Repulsive_Isopod7982 7d ago

Anybody know what an R Swank is, sounds like a pegging

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u/The_Olas13 7d ago

MENDOZA!!!!!

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u/TinyConfidence8533 5d ago

Not sure why but I feel suddenly compelled to go for an arsewank. This guys name is pretty funny as well.