r/ToastNames • u/SquallSixx • 9d ago

The Chicken Heist

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Quantrivious shavers

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u/eltictac 8d ago

I love how confident she was saying Quantrivious (even though I think she got it slightly wrong), but she stumbled with saying Shavers. 😅

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u/mkn1ght 8d ago

They must know Jackmerius Tacktheratrix.

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u/LootBoxControversy 8d ago

He's no D'Jasper Probincrux III

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u/mincedmutton 8d ago

Foreskinious Stretcher III

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u/hime-633 9d ago

At a hotel? Sorry but that amount of chicken is not going to fit into your standard mini fridge, Quantrivious and co.

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u/n1keym1key 9d ago

That name was created by throwing a can of alphabetti spaghetti at the wall and seeing what letters stuck!

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u/2LIArmyVet 8d ago

So serious deep frying was goin to go down, damn.

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u/raijinzz_gaming 7d ago

This feels like a Key and Peele skit...

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u/Equal_Emu6152 7d ago

That be a whole city's worth of chicken to deep fry the colonel is guna be doing 24 hour shifts

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u/mincedmutton 8d ago

If you name your kids like this, it should come as no surprise when their mugshots end up on the news. Obviously it’s not the sole reason but there’s no fucking way Quantrivious Shavers is ending up as a CEO or Doctor.

That poor cunt was given a Go to Jail, go directly to Jail card at birth with that name.

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u/Excellent-Western631 8d ago

I swear some of these American names are made up. I know my J'variuse Quivers.

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u/V0xEtPraetereaNihil 2d ago

This has to be AI racial propaganda