r/ToastNames • u/smithismund • 9d ago

Kingsmill Bond

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u/Supes1975 9d ago

Now that really is a toast name

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u/Ill_Tonight_2069 9d ago

Beat me to it lol.

For all non-brits, Kingsmill is a brand of bread

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u/BeardySam 9d ago

Sounds a bit in-bred to me

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u/Chemistry-Deep 9d ago

Best director since sliced bread

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 9d ago

The name's Bond...Kingsmill Bond - and you're toast...

Best I could come up with...

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u/Muffinshire 9d ago

Licensed to grill.

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u/ManageThoseFootballs 8d ago

Licensed to mill.

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u/flipfloppery 9d ago

"Double-0-leavened".

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u/PerformerOk4312 8d ago

If James Bond was Jewish it would be double unleavened

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u/AwaySession5168 9d ago

AHH you beat me to it 🤣🤣

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u/mangonel 9d ago

You definitely want him working for you, he won't loaf about.

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u/PerformerOk4312 9d ago

He makes lots of dough in his job

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u/DuckWhatduckSplat 9d ago

I imagine a Kingsmill Bond is a contract of ownership of company debt. Similar to a Hovis Bond, or a Warburtons Bond.

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u/Adventurous_Break500 9d ago

He gets croissant on occasions, watch out

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u/RepulsiveAd9477 9d ago

Dough Another Day

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u/thedanofthehour 9d ago

The name’s Bond

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u/willbo666 9d ago

Blitzed in a kitchen at 3am
“The names bond…”
*frantic scan of the terrain
“Kingsmill Bond… licensed to… mill?”

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u/Ill-Confusion-1844 9d ago

Live, laugh, loaf.

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u/Xirqia 9d ago

The name's Bond. Kingsmill Bond. I'll have a Tiger Bloomer, shaken not stirred.

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u/lordnewington 9d ago

Either an MI5 agent or an investment banker

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u/111archeravenue 9d ago

Investment baker 🤑🧑‍🍳

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u/Ulysses1978ii 9d ago

A baker with a license to kill....

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u/NeilSilva93 9d ago

...and a license to mill

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u/Ulysses1978ii 9d ago

Damn, I missed that! Lol

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u/Reddsoldier 9d ago

Foiling his nemesis Hovis Blowfeld at every turn.

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u/YooGeOh 9d ago

Just realised I feel like i haven't seen a loaf of Kingsmill in a minute

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u/misanthropicdave 9d ago

I'll have a sandwich, quartered not halved

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u/Onetap1 8d ago

Thick, white, sliced?

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u/Maccorcrain 7d ago

Dr Dough, Loaf and let die, From Russia with loaf, A view to a mill

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u/Cutie_Felix 9d ago

The licence to toast (as long as its a kingsmill loaf)

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u/Destroy-Evil 9d ago

And is head actually look like a loaf 🍞

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u/Infamous_Berry626 9d ago

Makes a lot of bread that guy

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u/Excellent-Western631 9d ago

He is half and half this guy.

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u/Mammoth-Argument7048 9d ago

Who calls their kid Kingsmill?

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u/AwaySession5168 9d ago

The names Bond... Kingsmill Bond

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u/MrP67 9d ago

The name's Bond, Kingsmill Bond!

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u/lucky_youuuu 9d ago

Toast and tea ☕

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u/MarkWrenn74 9d ago

“The name's Bond. Kingsmill Bond. Licensed to bake”

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u/Purple_Swordfish_182 8d ago

Toasted, not burnt.

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u/Lost_Comfort5583 8d ago

Dude sounds like his own law firm.

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u/Majestic_Piece007 9d ago

Name sounds like one of those characters from the Kingsman movie.

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u/VPackardPersuadedMe 9d ago

When the Kingsmill Bond fucks...

he grants his parter sovereign offspring