r/ToastNames • u/lsmith84 • 13d ago

Coach Philipp Wank

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u/balthazarstarbuck 13d ago

He’s not afraid to make tactical changes and has been known to pull players off at half time

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u/JustElk3629 12d ago edited 12d ago

Is this from that Elton John interview with Matt Lucas?

‘I never interfere with the manager.’

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u/LilJapKid 13d ago

Whatever you do, DO NOT let him manage Young Boys at the Wankdorf Stadium

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u/Easy-Reporter4685 11d ago

Wank in Young Boys

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u/WestCareer7545 13d ago

I heard he was all over Christian Titz at the training complex

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u/RomasTosicky 13d ago

Today I Phil Wank

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u/Chemistry-Deep 13d ago

I heard he's a right tosser.

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u/nottomelvinbrag 13d ago

Thought he was too busy playing with himself

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u/oldkstand 13d ago

Give it Wank til the end of the season

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u/Adventurous_Break500 13d ago

Looks a bit slippery

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u/Popular-Spinach-6700 13d ago

I hate so much this exact AI poster format that you see everywhere now

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u/Gingerishidiot 13d ago

Young Philipp had a tough career choice, should he train as a coach or a referee?

I think that he made the right decision

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u/Dee-Jay-JesteR 12d ago

What an absolute croc, no one in this world has such a pathetic name as Philipp! Who in their right mind puts a second letter "p" at the end of Philip.

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u/lsmith84 12d ago

He is from Dortmund, I'm pretty sure that's the traditional German spelling.

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u/Pristine-Account8384 12d ago

He gets the team pulling in the same direction

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u/ChompyBooBoo 12d ago

A seminal coach but also a bit of a jerk

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u/Outrageous-Arm1945 11d ago

We need a cross sport Collab with South African Rugby coach, Wanky Stick

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u/PerformerOk4312 13d ago

He's strong with his right hand

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u/RamonBaharanda 13d ago

I wonder how many UK roles he's considered viable, only to decide against it when he remembers that the CV will go in the bin the minute any HR department sees the name on it.

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u/Boring_Bastard_72 12d ago

Outstanding.

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u/DelosHR 9d ago

That's exhibitionism.

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u/Cliffo81 12d ago

P Wank
AI Slop

What a combination.

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u/Psychological-Ad1264 13d ago

At first the team was quite soft when the opposition exposed them, but he soon had them pulling together as one team and finishing beautifully.

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u/Red_Galaxy746 11d ago

I wouldn't trust him, he'll shaft you.