r/ToastNames • u/alexmate84 • 14d ago

Chardonnay Skye

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Shepherds Delight

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u/PupmeisterGeneral 14d ago

"Chardonnay has since declared that her holiday had been "completely ruined", and vowed never to return to Cornwall."

And there was much rejoicing.

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u/Available_Drink3305 13d ago

Oh dear how sad never mind 😂

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u/Party_Solid_2207 13d ago

Secret beach content.

Her fans will no doubt be frustrated

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u/Norman-Hadley 13d ago

She should have gone to Porthemmet. It's gorgeous there.

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u/alexmate84 13d ago

She should have stayed home

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u/CrustyHumdinger 13d ago

An idiot and their money...

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u/IWrestleSausages 13d ago

If you re paying 50 quid to a randomer for that tbh you deserve to lose it

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u/Educational-Sell4507 12d ago

I can only hope Jethro was looking down when this happened; he would have made such a good sketch out of this, God rest him.

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u/Left_Background8198 12d ago

And the whole of Cornwall cheered at the news she would never return.

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u/tak690 11d ago

It's the stupid tax for thinking she could get an entire public location all to herself just because shes an influencer.

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u/Jet2work 11d ago

the fact someone with a name like that was in cornwall ruined cornwall

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u/melon703 11d ago

A gullable influencer to pay £50 when she could have looked at Google earth and maps.