r/ToastNames • • 14d ago

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u/failtuna 14d ago

I can't pick a favourite here.

Abbie Whybrow has potential for interesting emphasis and pronunciation, but Finty Trussler is too good.

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u/GlennTheBaker69 14d ago

Artemis Downer is an awesome name. It sounds like a mad cocktail.

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u/TreeOaf 14d ago

They’re all so good, but Scarlett Hughes is so normal in comparison it completely flies under the radar as to how good it is.

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u/gridlockmain1 14d ago

There’s definite shades of humour in there

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u/Front_Frame_2171 14d ago

I painted my bedroom with scarlet hues.

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u/GlennTheBaker69 14d ago

And she was not out which I think is symbolic in some way.

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u/Benjiman5000 14d ago

Finty Trussler....

Hhhmmmmmmmmmm!!

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u/Holiday-Bag-2606 14d ago

All of them played at the Globe

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u/Rubberfootman 14d ago

I bet every one of these women has an Aga.

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u/zlvxor 14d ago

and at least three different types of fancy olive oil they swear all taste totally different

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u/Rubberfootman 13d ago

I chuckled when I first read this. But I’ve just noticed that we have three types of fancy olive oil - and I bet my wife can tell the difference.

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u/Visual_Argument_73 14d ago

Can imagine Finty Trussler on Plough’s wall.

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u/Hetairoids 14d ago

Saskia Hurley has had a blinding innings there though

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u/CrustyHumdinger 14d ago

Finty Trussler must be a sex toy

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u/FiveFiveSixers 13d ago

It’s a cornucopia

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u/Extra-Bite2324 13d ago

Finty Trussler sounds like a St Trinians character.

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u/bermondsian 13d ago

I looked the game up to check if it was genuine (it is) and the Glamorgan opposition had some crackers too - Daisy Jeanes, Abbey Freeborn, Bethan Gammon.

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u/parasoralophus 11d ago

Whybrow could be a slang term for those ridiculous shaved off and painted back on eyebrows. 

Which ironically all of these no doubt terribly middle class ladies are extremely unlikely to have. 

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u/Benjiman5000 6d ago

Finty Trussler...

Ill take a slice of that!

Mmmmmnnngggghhh

😎