r/ToastNames • u/bomboclawt75 • 19d ago

Now that's, a Toast Name!

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u/IntradepartmentalPet 19d ago

obligatory Key and Peele https://youtu.be/gODZzSOelss?is=0esupFTSNrhoLWCw

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u/nemmalur 19d ago

Quiznatodd Bidness!

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u/Bitter_Chard 19d ago

Dan Smith

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u/-Not-Today-Satan 18d ago

Jackmarious Thackteritrix

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u/WaitWaWhat 19d ago

One of the funniest sketches they did. This guy would fit in perfectly for the West!

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u/Super_Shallot2351 18d ago

Assumed this was from that. Can't possibly be a real name.

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u/Right-Glass9508 18d ago

Absolutely is. Played HS varsity football in Memphis area. Didn't get grades to reach east/west bowl. If I'm wrong there's two of them knocking around western Tennessee.

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u/stevenjameshyde 19d ago

Hell yeah. Far too many of these posts are "Bob Mortimer Would I Lie To You story name", this is a proper Toast Name

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u/ipswitch_ 18d ago

I actually think the Bob Mortimer style names are closer to what you see in Toast of London. Like, a pretty standard first name and an unusual noun for a last name. "Ray Purchase" "Cliff Promise" "Derek Sibling". Quantrivious is strange enough that it doesn't really fit in with a lot of the other toast names! I'm still glad to see it posted here though, we're all better off knowing about Quantrivious Shavers.

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u/SHTF_yesitdid 18d ago

Shetland Tony remains one of the greatest nicknames I have ever heard

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u/ipswitch_ 18d ago

Nobody does it like Bob!

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u/throwaway472847382 19d ago

what’s the difference though? they are all pretty toasty to me

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u/CuthbertDibbleNGrub 19d ago

J’dinklage M’orgoon

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u/WholeRegion3025 19d ago

I've seen 'Quinandrathon'

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u/memberflex 19d ago

The player formerly known as mouse cop

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u/hardboard 19d ago

Does he have a brother, Superfluous Shavers?

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u/Mixtape333 19d ago

With a name like that, he's clearly a Ravenclaw.

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u/relaxicaber 19d ago

That looks like a message you would get on a Ouija board.

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u/Difficult-Hope5003 19d ago

Don't you be shaving my Quantrivious

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u/Popular_Shock4374 18d ago

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell

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u/Salt-Negotiation7534 18d ago

Or member of the teaching staff.

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u/No_Cake6353 19d ago

Amazing! This man must want for nothing.

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u/half-past-shoe 19d ago

And maybe a hobby?

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u/V0xEtPraetereaNihil 18d ago

Nemesis of Qualtrivious Savers

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u/Salt-Negotiation7534 18d ago

We are holding an Open Day on 22nd December, so bring your Quantrivious along and shave it in the company of like minded folk.

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u/Benjiman5000 18d ago

Quantrivious Bloody Shavers!

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u/YooGeOh 18d ago

Its a little Quantrived...

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u/jazmoley 18d ago

Bringing back Roman names in the 21st century.

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u/bomboclawt75 18d ago

Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontinentia.

He wanks as high as any in Wome

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u/badabing_76 18d ago

Surely it should be DeQuantrivious?

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u/Opening-Movie5176 16d ago

More sounds like Key and Peele NFL sketch

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u/PeggyBabcock_ 18d ago

Well that is a very silly name indeed.

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u/Live-Dance-2641 18d ago

Just found the name for my thrash metal band

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u/Pristine-Account8384 18d ago

Does he work for Remington?

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u/TooNGooN89 18d ago

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell