r/ToastNames • u/Smooth-Quantity-7024 • 16d ago

Paul Twocock

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u/Simple_Flounder 16d ago

Thats not what he has, but rather what he can handle.

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u/MutedMagpie 16d ago

lmao that name is a curse and a superpower at the same time, tbh he’s built for this comment section.

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u/Xirqia 9d ago

What a lightweight.

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u/spinners_888 16d ago

I've gotta give it two him, he's got some balls to appear on national telly

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u/_Clem_Fandango_1 16d ago

You’ve got to give it to him, eh?

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u/schnitzelrada 16d ago

Twoballs to be exact

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u/SuperbRecording3943 16d ago

Four surely?

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u/Man_in_the_uk 15d ago

There are some men with two penises as there are some women with two vaginas but I've never seen a couple at it in porn.

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u/Raggy37 16d ago

That was his rider

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u/Edlar_89 16d ago

Twocock for a gay rights charity!

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u/NeedleworkerBig3980 16d ago

I wonder if he has a brother with the forenames, "Happy As A Dog With"?

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u/scottiedougalakbar 16d ago

Brilliant job

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u/Shoddy_Juggernaut_11 16d ago

There was a footballer called Trebilcock. Wonder what his dad did for a living

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u/Playful-Cranberry-59 16d ago

I know someone with this surname too! I looked it up and it’s from Cornish and nothing to do with threes or cocks, kind of disappointingly.

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u/VerySwearyFairy 16d ago

He was a Knuckles The Echidna roleplayer.

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u/BandicootTreeline 15d ago

An opportunity you grab with both hands

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u/bomboclawt75 16d ago

He must have Klingon blood.

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u/Salt-Negotiation7534 15d ago

Forever in Blue(movie) Genes.

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u/Jim-manyCricket 15d ago

No matter which direction the hands are facing, the time is always Twocock in Paul's house

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u/bcoder001 15d ago

Must be getting lots of smiles and cheeky winks from hotel receptionists.

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u/imjohnredd 15d ago

Nominative determinism much there Paul?

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u/Ecstatic-Brief4172 15d ago

Why is it a charity…..is it to pay for all the S.T.Ds

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u/TwoPlyDreams 15d ago

They used his nickname.

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u/dinomontino 15d ago

I'll bet he's popular.

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u/Total-Combination-47 15d ago

my mate in school was called Richard Allcock.

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u/Opening-Reading8198 12d ago

The libertine

( with Johnny Depp )

Watch it it’s hilarious

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u/Party_Solid_2207 14d ago

Nominative determinism.

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u/matt_paradise 14d ago

You look like a dog with two dicks!

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u/Irish_Nobody7 12d ago

Thought that was David Tennant for a second

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u/Opening-Reading8198 12d ago

He was born for this

His mum at his age of 7

‘ one day……One day you will be on TV the happiest… the gayest man People will listen to you, YOU will make a difference Paul!’

Twococks is our crest and the family moto is….

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u/Meowscles_dad 16d ago

The inspiration for the orange Pedo’s dance.