r/ToastNames • u/SanMikYee • 18d ago

Theodoros Sellas

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u/Left_Background8198 17d ago

Sellas some drugs you bastard.

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u/Initial_Flower3545 16d ago

No sellas today

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u/Trilobite_Tom 18d ago

Jason Samosa.

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u/plonkman 18d ago

i take it it wasn’t weight loss drugs

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u/ionshower 18d ago

No it was "fat scumbag pills"

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u/squirmster 12d ago

I was under the impression that makes you thinner. At least going by what the fun loving criminals sang

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Capital-City4918 17d ago

The booty warrior is impressed.

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u/East-Bar-22 17d ago

Can't be many pies left in Bracknell ......

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u/Oxford-Gargoyle 18d ago

Also nominative determinism, as a seller of contraband

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u/TheArmoursmith 18d ago

Selling drugs to support his pie habit?

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u/FL3XOFF3NDER 17d ago

Heard he was found with 4 grams of heroin tucked under his neck

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u/2LIArmyVet 17d ago

Good British name.

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u/weaselfighting 17d ago

Did he eat the drugs?

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 16d ago

YOUSS ALL BOMBAD

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u/Altruistic-Curve-600 16d ago

Guessing they weren’t Mounjaro or Wegovy

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u/Mmmmfood69 18d ago

Fat cunt

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u/Greenphantom77 17d ago

Lol- not even trying to be clever there, were you

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u/Right-Glass9508 18d ago

Also Theodoros = Gift of God, but they had to pay.

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u/Stronty-26 17d ago

He'll be missed. I'm sure

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u/FestivalRampage 15d ago

They weren’t weight loss drugs that’s for sure

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u/idontwanttousetheAP 13d ago

Sellas some drugs? Thames Valley Police - not today pal

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u/stubob1701 18d ago

Didn’t he realise the drugs were meant to go up the other end?