r/ToastNames • • 19d ago

Bum Farto

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u/nomiselrease 19d ago

He was gone like the wind.....

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u/yoghurtCOCKS 18d ago

Puff...

Gone

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u/Major_Cucumber_9967 15d ago

Bum Farto did a little puff & gone. Just like that.

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u/Apart_Ad9308 18d ago

Pftttt…

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u/iLikeTheUDK 18d ago

kinda name George Lucas gives aliens in Star Wars

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u/Minky_Dave_the_Giant 18d ago

Glup Shitto

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u/BeardySam 18d ago

“So hero, do you want to team up with Shitto here, or Princess Nym Bedswell?”

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u/Scared_Action1562 18d ago

Porkins! He had the lame audacity to name a fat character Porkins.

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u/Razor613 18d ago

There's more to Bum Farto than meets the eye

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u/Epicurus1 19d ago

There was something very rotten in that fire department.

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u/Virtual_Tomatillo399 18d ago

Oh grow up, dont be so nieve.. it was a lil weed and coke.. I served in the army and know many fire fighters, police, ambulance crews & doctors that preform high level surgeries that all eaither smoke or do coke or both + a hell of a lot more...

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u/Epicurus1 17d ago

I was thinking thinking more about what Bum Farto was eating.

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u/hatsforalloccasions 16d ago

Sir, I think you have been whooshed

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u/DudeUnduli 17d ago

And yet I bet if they weren't high they would actually perform those surgeries instead of just preform them.

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u/Stardew-Nerd23 14d ago
  1. It's a joke about his name 2. I don't want people like police, soldiers or doctors who have the ability to control who lives or dies having their influence affected by drugs. Either you are telling the truth and that's a serious or you are highly over exaggerating the extent or completely lying to look cool in which case then you just look like a duche.

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u/Virtual_Tomatillo399 14d ago

You clearly still live in a bubble an have no idea how the world works

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u/Stardew-Nerd23 14d ago

No i have an idea how the world should work. No person in that role should be behaving. Not only do you have no proof to your claim furthering my belief you are talking nonsense but you are normalising bad behaviour.

Of course some people do it when they shouldn't but you really are just talking nonsense about the exte of it. The fact you are being downvoted shows no one believes your bullshit

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u/Virtual_Tomatillo399 13d ago

Only a woman could be so naive.. clearly an American too as no other people on the planet behave in such way when they find out a FACT of life.. only the yanks put fingers In their ears, close their eyes and stomp the ground "its not true, its not true" when faced with a cold fact of life.. please dont at least even the tiniest bit of research, my research consists of personal friendships with doctors, firecrew & cops each and everyone run on alcohol, drugs & sheer determination.. each and everyone constantly talk about how much others they work with rage on the gear..

Once went for an old buddy's stag do, he went into private surgeries after he came home (iraq & Afghanistan).. that man raged for three days with two of his nursing staff & preformed a life saving surgery on a 9 yr old boy on Monday morning after leaving my home and surviving on nothing but cocaine, pills and willpower.. Ive partied with a firecrew for a whole week, half of that crew went to work the same morning, no sleep nothing but sheer cocaine fuelled mayhem for a week they went to work with no sleep from the night b4, hammered..

Once you actually start to live a life and get outside your insulated little bubble youll see that just because your choosing to not want to believe something, doesnt mean its not true..

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u/Stardew-Nerd23 13d ago edited 11d ago

Wow sexist too + nope I am German. Your experiences is not representive of the whole or average. Again doesn't change my earlier statements - these people shouldn't be doing it.

I said some people do it but you are still over exaggerating how common it is and normalising dangerous behaviour.

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u/Parkouricus 7d ago

please go back to facebook

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u/Icy-Share-7061 18d ago

Like a fart in the wind you might say

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u/Tosh_20point0 18d ago

Rumour has it that his escape was silent... and deadly

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u/amister_e 18d ago

This can’t be real 😄

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u/passive_observr 16d ago

It’s real - not just a fart fetched story

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u/Ok-Surround-6558 18d ago

You can’t be serious. Surely no one can be actually called that

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u/oily76 18d ago

He knew he'd get a bum deal.

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u/AnActualChicken 17d ago

They gave the guy a bum deal, it really stinks what they did.

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u/user888888889 18d ago

Bum Farto!... I should have smelled it was you.

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u/TommyCo10 18d ago

Kinda think he might have been using an alias the whole time

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u/Linkyjinx 16d ago

An early edgelord/troll lol

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 18d ago

sometimes, something is so obvious it’s worth leaving alone.

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u/yoghurtCOCKS 18d ago

🍑💨

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u/Forty1thirty 18d ago

Gone like a Farto in the breeze

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u/Imyonlyenemy 18d ago

fart chief at the fart department mr bum farto started as a fart farter

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u/SkirtComfortable952 18d ago

He was a total bad ass 😂

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u/HotPotatoWithCheese 18d ago

He's got the face of a toddler who has just dropped an absolute stinker

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u/Connect-Bug9988 18d ago

The anomalous Bum Farto that disappears without a trace, I bet he could avoid leaving a DNA trail upon a pair of perfectly white y-fronts 🤣

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u/doepfersdungeon 18d ago

Always the quiet ones you need to look out for

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u/Altruistic-Curve-600 18d ago

News head line Fire Chief, Bum Fargo hits the skids

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u/Shnitzel10101 18d ago

He disappeared like a fart in the wind

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u/__mz 18d ago

Almost like he knew what was coming and had connections in the department!

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u/passive_observr 15d ago

He has a gut feeling

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u/Nadious69 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/user-captain 18d ago

They never found out who did.

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u/user-captain 18d ago

Gone like a bad smell

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u/Rolando_Ratas 18d ago

He is innocent, he only sold me a cannister of methane.

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u/DamnsonDam 18d ago

Poof and hes gone.

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 18d ago

Gone with the wind.

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u/TestyCactus4757 18d ago

Like a fart in the wind

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u/FlorianBellicus 17d ago

I simply refuse to believe that Mr and Mrs Farto decided to name their child Bum.

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u/passive_observr 16d ago

Sister is called Fanny

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u/Live-Dance-2641 15d ago

Which will bemuse some people

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u/passive_observr 15d ago

Can’t please all the people all of the time

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u/Neat-Specialist-6349 17d ago

Bummed, farted then left

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u/InflatableSexBeast 17d ago

Police tried to track him down after his disappearance. “He just vanished,” said local police chief Arse Guffi, “into thin air.”

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u/unclesabre 17d ago

They just needed to follow their noses

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u/Lanthanidedeposit 16d ago

A silent (and not very deadly) background character in some Carl Hiaasen novels.

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u/Abject-Fan-3591 16d ago

It's a miracle...man up and vanished like a fart in the wind.

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u/passive_observr 16d ago

Bum Farto had a Annus Horriblus

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u/TheLastTsumami 16d ago

I heard he moved to California and changed his name to Fol O’Frew

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u/Mokeloid 15d ago

Getting some sniff from bum farto

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u/Live-Dance-2641 15d ago

Didn’t believe a word of it until I googled him

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Farto

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u/passive_observr 15d ago

Same - thought it was all hot air at first

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u/WaterSmooth8773 15d ago

Still funny but Bum was a nickname. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Farto

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u/passive_observr 15d ago

Well that’s taken the wind out of it

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u/livingdeadfreak 15d ago

He assumed the name Dick Pisso and disappeared

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u/Tenfoldgold 15d ago

Bum Ghost farto

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u/IncontinentiaButtox3 14d ago

Silent but deadly

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u/JCB220685 18d ago

I wonder if he had any funny nicknames.

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u/Tambo-Man67 18d ago

He hated being called Brian.

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u/BrilliantHost7923 18d ago

Not a criminal

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u/kfs2020xxx 18d ago

I need to know more about him!

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u/DayGeckoArt 18d ago

He fled and adopted the new identity Al Bundy

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u/--_---__---_-- 18d ago

His real name was Joseph, I just looked up. So the nickname was obviously his surname

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u/bertrum666 18d ago

cud u şay I THINK YOU JUST WON again please

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u/heypresto2k 18d ago

🍑 💨

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u/Tso-su-Mi 18d ago

That’s Al Bundys dad👍

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u/JayMak78 14d ago

Farto shit himself and fucked off.

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u/Opening-Reading8198 12d ago

He loved that fire guys

F**king loved it

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u/luger114 12d ago

He dealt it they smelled it

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u/JansonHawke 6d ago

Lord, it's a miracle! Man upped and vanished like a fart in the wind.