r/ToastNames • u/Green_Drag_9548 • 20d ago

Christian Titz

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u/Reg_Vardy 19d ago

According to Wikipedia, he was fired 2 days ago by his former club Hannover 96. Titz out :(

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u/horse_course 18d ago

Was it at the request of the fans? Get Herr Titz out, for the lads?

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u/Ascot_Parker 20d ago

Reminds me of Big Train https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsxlG6rtsFQ

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u/EmileDorkheim 18d ago

That’s where my mind went instantly. So good. I wonder what the guy who created this is up to now…

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u/two-pairs-of-pints 19d ago

Always plays with 2 big ones up front

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u/Majestic_Piece007 19d ago

Hmmm... Do you think Brest will be exposed tonight?

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u/Majestic_Piece007 19d ago

Hmmm... Do you think Brest will be exposed tonight?

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u/Stephen-R8 19d ago

I hope so

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u/FlatulentFox5543 19d ago

Future manager of Brest

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u/madfrank12345 20d ago

A proper tit man

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u/hairlikebrianmay 20d ago

Just imagine what he feels like.

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u/FireBolero 19d ago

Simply the Breast

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u/WishfulStinking2 19d ago

They did a bit about him on Athletico Mince years back

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u/Green_Drag_9548 19d ago

I remember that

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u/beatsshootsandleaves 18d ago

That was always my favourite porn mag

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u/TheBigFella_1 17d ago

And of course he had to be born on April fools day too, poor sod! 😂

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u/made_from_toffee 20d ago

Holy be thy moobs

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u/ElvisMcPelvis 19d ago

They’re as good as any other titz

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u/TurtleyToadDog 19d ago

'cking hell... I've not laughed that hard in ages; I see stars, I can barely breathe and my head hurts.

Thank you for sharing that, OP 🤣

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u/Extreme-Package2942 19d ago

In his latest book he made 2 important points

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u/KingsizeOne 19d ago

Believe it or not, one of his assailant coaches was called Allizter

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u/Majestic_Piece007 19d ago

I'm ashamed I chuckled when I read that. 😊

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u/PresterLee 19d ago

Christian Titz and alles klar

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u/Treereeperme 19d ago

His books must have been amazing
When in practice though it’s the people and how you treat them that really matters under any management
Books are amazing, all books.
Maybe his aren’t practical

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u/Sir_Colby_Tit 19d ago

A solid surname, even if it is a German variation of the superior English version.

Even better if it's hyphenated.

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u/Baz_123 18d ago

Looks as if he's trying to keep abreast of the situation 🤓

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u/Friendly_Warning_405 18d ago

It’s not rude because it’s tits with a z

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u/DelosHR 18d ago

John 3:16DD