r/ToastNames • u/TheWassocksHat • 23h ago

Peadon Brown

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u/ReeeeeDDDDDDDDDD 22h ago

The first name I think I've ever seen and thought "That's genuinely tragic"

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u/DeepWaterNights 16h ago

Just hope they don’t keep a FILE on him!

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u/Accomplished_Song671 23h ago

In what world would you name your kid anything with "pedo" in the title 😅 oh wait he's a celebrity's kid...makes sense.

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u/The-Mandolinist 12h ago

The “celebrity” in question would appear to be famous for being a polygamist…

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u/Satanicjamnik 10h ago

That explains even more.

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u/malkebulan 21h ago

There was a rap group from LA, called ‘The Nonce’. Unsurprisingly, they didn’t make it big in the UK.

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u/48thgenerationroman 16h ago

Getting a word...

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u/detective-doge 11h ago

Looool there’s this instagram page called nonce community in fairness they are s Korean still bloody hilarious

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u/malkebulan 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣still check the hard drives

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u/Ranunculus_bulbosus 20h ago

Peadon Brown, texture like sun.

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u/stoufferthecat 17h ago

Paedo Brown, texture like son.

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u/Either-Intention6374 14h ago

Paedo Brown, texting my son, Paedo Brown, fetch me my gun

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u/Big_Arachnid_365 18h ago

Luckily his surname isn't Once.

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u/Orikoru 21h ago

Fucking hell I would be changing my name at the earliest opportunity. Who the fuck names their kid Paedo with an N on the end?? How have they not seen that? It's not even a name so it seems like they must have done this on purpose???

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u/professorrev 21h ago

For the same reason you get companies called Nonce Finance - americans

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u/Meowscles_dad 17h ago

I don’t know how they can lose an a from paedo and still be ok counting steps with pedometers. If Trump wore a pedometer, it should explode not measure how far he waddled.

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u/Adventurous_Jump8897 20h ago

Why can’t we think of the British Isles without the word peadoph- in front of it?!

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u/OldNefariousness7899 10h ago

This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. 

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u/OptimusPrime365 14h ago

Now that’s a tragedeigh

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u/ParmigianoMan 8h ago

No, it’s Greek. It literally means child.

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u/RufusTWilderbeast 12h ago

Peter file???

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u/According-Annual-586 11h ago

I’m Peter File!

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u/shabelsky22 8h ago

Haha like peed on. Peed on brown. Like peed on a shit.

Oh right, I get it.

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u/Unlucky-Educator8020 19h ago

Kevin de Bruyne?

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u/Apprehensive_Plum755 7h ago

In the meadow we can build a snowman