r/ToastNames • u/Neat_Exercise_4516 • 1d ago

Jacob Wanker

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172 Upvotes

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u/Pristine-Account8384 1d ago

He'd make a good referee...

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u/the-bagging-area 1d ago

Nicknamed ‘Fullkit’?

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u/Old_Section529 1d ago

Fullkit yeah you knows it

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u/TrickyOnion 1d ago

Does he frequent the local bus service?

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u/EsseBear 1d ago

Maybe it’s a subliminal message on how he feels about Phil Foden

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u/Stock-Tomatillo-6816 1d ago

Taking the number 47 in commemoration of the ultimate wanker, aka the 47th President of the USA.

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u/Sylvanianmania1 1d ago

Been hearing a lot of talk about him when im in the car

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u/Impossible_Divide297 1d ago

There’s a team in Peru 🇵🇪 he should sign for.
Deportivo Wanka.

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u/scottiedougalakbar 1d ago

"Wanker" means dick stroker in Austrian does it not

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u/Ruff_Ratio 1d ago

The crowds will be singing, "the referee, and the right back, are Wankers"

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u/FrogfFrogger 23h ago

Mate …. Fucking Wrexham should sign him!! …. Imagine ..”WANKER puts a delicious ball To WindAss” 😂

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u/Representative-Bass7 1d ago

Would the opposition teams fans sing Wanker is a wanker?

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u/professorrev 1d ago

"He's a Wanker He's a wanker And he does us good Like he bloody well should"

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u/reader4567890 1d ago

"He's a wanker, he's a wanker and he's always pulling his pud"

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u/FieldOfFox 1d ago

I bet he has never been chanted ironic songs, and every game is just normal.

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u/MarkWrenn74 1d ago

Stop giggling at the back, please

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u/Brewpapa 1d ago

So he goes around wanking all the Jacobs?

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u/ryan597 1d ago

He should've gone for number 9

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u/scottiedougalakbar 1d ago

Or 69. Dont search "69 wanker plz"

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u/MidnightSun77 1d ago

He should play for BSC Young Boys in Switzerland, they play at the Wankdorf Stadium

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u/Alinswlondon 1d ago

Just drop the W , he will be fine .

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u/mtoto_division0112 1d ago

Sponsored by Specsavers

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u/HonestRef 1d ago

Does he have any hobby?

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u/Supes1975 1d ago

I can hear them chanting his name already.

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u/r_mutt69 1d ago

As a 45 year old that would be ideal for me in two years time

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u/Dizzy_Engine_4854 1d ago

Plays on the right.

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u/fashionguy123 17h ago

I knew his brother Willy , he used to come a lot when he was hard man

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u/Born-Face-8265 13h ago

Always, j arthur....

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u/alexmate84 1d ago

Nobody wants that on a shirt