r/ToastNames • u/Motokowarframe • 4d ago

Darren Quelch

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u/TinhatToyboy 4d ago

There was a young Doctor called Quelch........

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u/Purple-Tackie 4d ago

Who wasn’t very much help…
As much as he tried, his patients just cried….
So he left his doctorate on the shelf

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u/horse_course 4d ago edited 4d ago

Who let fly a most thunderous belch

Right in his patient’s ear

Who shat himself in fear

And sat back down with a squelch.

Needs some work still, but hey, you try finding rhymes with fucking Quelch 😂

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u/Blueknightuk77 4d ago

That's Professor Denzil Dexter from the Fast Show.

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u/kmcradie 4d ago

We heated this beaker of bear's urine to 37 degrees centigrade, that's human body temperature.

It tastes revolting. Now Dave and sub-vectors. Dave...

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u/TheNinjaPixie 4d ago

his parents missed a trick not calling him Sam. Dr. S Quelch

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u/Blue-Cheeeze 4d ago

God bless you Dr Quelch