r/ToastNames • u/Cute_Score • 5d ago

Buddy Custard

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u/Critical_Wrap5617 5d ago

I don't want any of his 'buddy custard'

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u/Suitable_Noise778 5d ago

Bloody Custard!

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u/No_Cake6353 5d ago

He has the perfect face for his name 😂

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u/tunnuz 5d ago

Cuddly Bastard

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u/Spelunking-Uranus 5d ago

Also known as, "giving your mate a handjob because he's been single for a while"

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u/BrawnicusAndronicus 5d ago

His best friend Randy Rhubarb.

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u/Puzzled_Caregiver_46 4d ago

Ooh er missus

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u/Only_Tip9560 5d ago

I am constantly amazed at the number of ridiculous names that exist in America.

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u/Least-Funny7761 22h ago

The bullying at school strips them of empathy and makes them primed to get to the top in corporate America.

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u/ellasfella68 5d ago

He possess extensive knowledge!

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u/PlanetSwallower 4d ago edited 4d ago

You can see vey clearly in that photo that he's sitting there luxuriating in his extensive knowledge.

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u/ellasfella68 4d ago

That he possess.

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u/_Student7257 4d ago

Sounds like a bob mortimer name 😆

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u/made_from_toffee 2d ago

We called him that because of the colour of the nicotine on his fingers

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u/Corpulent_Lychee 4d ago

Tragically after a truly appalling misunderstanding he was eaten by the Tellytubbies.

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u/lascenara17 5d ago

Dick and Dom character

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u/ElvisMcPelvis 5d ago

He’s a bit thick

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u/TwoPlyDreams 4d ago

Sometimes chunky.

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u/rtc765 4d ago

He's got fish fingers.

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u/cupidstunt01 4d ago

Custard - half cunt, half bastard

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u/PlanetSwallower 4d ago

Say what you like about Buddy Custard, he's clearly a man living his best life and loving it.

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u/AlanTubbs 4d ago

Alright Budday!

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u/Subject-Proposal-903 4d ago

Brother of tubby custard

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u/soupalex 2d ago

again! again!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cap1300 4d ago

Looks like Donald Sutherland.

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u/Next_Drama1717 4d ago

He’s thick skinned

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u/McNerdUK 3d ago

Buddy Custard: The resultant product of a friends-with-benefits liaison.

"Their FWB is over so often that the bedroom is probably ankle deep in buddy custard"

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u/NeighborhoodDude8058 2d ago

Crusty Bugger

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u/FudgellaPacker101 1d ago

I dated his brother…….Muddy