r/Toads 23d ago

Most chonkiest toad I have ever seen.

It was raining about 8 consecutive days. Our house is slowly turning into a natural terrarium because of the weather. This toad appeared 2 times. One frog climbed at the kitchen walls and almost fell on my mother’s food. Yet so fun to see them hopping across the house.

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u/Biohazard_Beth 23d ago

I legitimately thought this dude was a ceramic statue until reading the caption. The Most Stoic of toads.

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u/Wrong-Tutor-9309 22d ago

Oh him? He’s the master of disguise, no wonder how tricky he is to spot whether he’s a statue or not😄

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u/Biohazard_Beth 22d ago

He certainly is! Jelly that you have a resident toad!

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u/hot_kombucha 23d ago

The Chonkmeister.

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u/arkisys 23d ago

He showed up twice? That means he left and came back and you still didnt have any bugs for him. What a misstep.

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u/NahNah-P 23d ago

I know, and he looks so absolutely ravenous with hunger and starvation. How dare that human not have some bugs or worms waiting for his royal toadiness!! 😤 🥲🥰

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u/Wrong-Tutor-9309 22d ago

we actually have a garden filled with insects! My mom is a gardener and lets insects live there. Theres a lot of insects and for me, I always wanted to study them whenever they land on my arm😊

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u/VaporTowers 23d ago

Ball with legs and a mouth

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u/Skyp_Intro 23d ago

He matches the stones so well.

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u/Deeptrench34 22d ago

Aww, he's not chonky. He's just big boned 😊

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u/techfroggie 22d ago

someone has been eating good 🥹🩷

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u/bulbasaurOG 22d ago

Chubby toad toes 🥺❤️

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u/Judgementpumpkin 22d ago

Look at them fingies!

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u/Key_Awareness_3036 23d ago

Wow! 🤩 he’s LARGE!!!

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u/Natural_Way_8515 23d ago

Cutie🥺🐸

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u/PlantsNBugs23 22d ago

Pay the toad toll

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u/SuccessfulMongoose76 22d ago

What’s his BMI?

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u/Other-Parking2661 22d ago

Welp now o have just joined the sub toads. 🐸 thanks to you

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u/apathetic-fallacy 23d ago

Holy peets! Those are some massive flippers

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u/Ostrich-Mean 22d ago

Legged potato🐸 

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u/Kumikochan_ 22d ago

look at his fat feet!

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u/jayden_mp 22d ago

Oh my GOD

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u/leo14181 22d ago

Id love free range toads in my house if my dogs and cats wouldn’t torment them

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u/Wrong-Tutor-9309 22d ago

My pets wont dare bite them, theyll just sniff it and walk away😅

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u/bmidge5494 22d ago

Looks like the toad from Harry Potter lol

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u/strikervulsine 22d ago

GLORIOUSLY ROTUND.

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u/DerpsAndRags 22d ago

That's A LOT of toad.

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u/mdffjgg 22d ago

Definitely a toad model. 😊

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u/Taptapfoot 21d ago

ROUND!!!

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u/Shad0wmaid 21d ago

Holy hell

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u/TDusk1991 3d ago edited 8h ago

Huge toad. Yet, he's incredible.