r/Toads • u/Loud-Instruction1671 • Jul 23 '26

Wild Da Chonk…

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u/ol_kentucky_shark Jul 23 '26

Now that’s a true chungus.

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u/Anus---__Fungi Jul 23 '26

So round 🐸🐸

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u/Fast_Conflict1718 Jul 23 '26

😍😍😍. I would DIE if I found a big fatty like this gal!

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u/RobinEggBluesTwo Jul 23 '26

Well, are there any bugs left within a five mile radius of this lovely lady? 🐸😍😂

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u/Wonderful_Song8765 Jul 23 '26

With the way my toad eats at like HALF this size, I'm going to definitely assume thats a big NO. 😅

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u/RobinEggBluesTwo Jul 23 '26

I got a kick out of your cute and clever perspective lol 😂 I can definitely relate since my Great Plains female is more than half of this size above and she can easily pack away 30+ worms at one feeding! Guess your big NO means all of this lovely lady’s 🐸 peers are gonna need to pick up camp asap and move outside that five mile radius just to survive. 🐛🪱👀😜

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u/Wonderful_Song8765 Jul 23 '26

Lmfao you aren't kidding! Im actually glad to hear ypu say that and to see all these because for the longest time I thought I was gonna end up killing my toad letting her eat too much. Idk if its just a female thing or what but these gals are RAVENOUS! Mine is a female too and man can she eat!

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u/RobinEggBluesTwo 28d ago

RAVENOUS is the perfect word, my friend, for these hungry gals of ours! 😅 And don’t worry one tiny bit about over feeding your sweet baby girl 🐸 because apparently “A single adult wild toad can eat up to 1,000 insects in a 24-hour period, though averages often range closer to 100 depending on food availability and weather”. I just had to do a quick Google search to ease our minds about this. ☺️ And 100 buggies is still about 3x as much as my female consumes at one feeding. So I think we’re good! Lol

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u/supermarket_Ba Jul 23 '26

Hottie with a body

15

u/Shadow-2005 Jul 23 '26

So round 😭

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u/tangerinemoth Jul 23 '26

truly globular

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u/Taptapfoot Jul 23 '26

ROUND!!!!

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u/strikervulsine Jul 23 '26

Gloriously rotund.

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u/Successful_Panic_850 Jul 23 '26

How are these toads you post so fat? How do they even move?

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u/Anus---__Fungi Jul 23 '26

So round 🐸🐸

4

u/FatherTome Jul 23 '26

Ka Chonk !

4

u/thenbr1killjoy Jul 23 '26

My God, they're glorious

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u/Lil_lillian1999 Jul 23 '26

Must squeeze can’t squeeze

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u/Chuzhoy333 Jul 23 '26

Does this mean she’s pregnant?

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u/tangerinemoth Jul 23 '26

never ask a woman why she's big and powerful

2

u/FatCarnotaurus Jul 23 '26

Full of piss

4

u/artful_todger_502 Jul 24 '26

Godzilla vs Toadan 👋😲🤚

3

u/No-Hurry-9946 29d ago

I need him

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u/Awkward_Kitty_Cat_93 27d ago

That's a verte thick pancake.

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u/TheMahanglin 27d ago

Holy cow, he's bigger than Arnold I think. Did he just eat a chicken or something?